tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47533496211197060042011-11-27T17:07:31.311-08:00This blog contain Latest funny sms, Latest funny jokes, Latest decent jokes, Latest cool sms, etc...Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-20632701100990548032009-04-04T00:20:00.000-07:002009-04-04T00:33:11.513-07:00Hello G<br /><br />G,G<br />Acha G<br /><br />Han G<br /><br />Acha<br /><br />Acha<br /><br />Really<br /><br />Na Oye<br /><br />Phir<br /><br />Sachi<br /><br />Phir<br /><br />Haan<br /><br />Kaise<br /><br />Acha G<br /><br />Haan<br /><br />Kia?<br /><br />Oh Nahi G<br /><br />Sorry Wrong Number..<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik<br /><br />paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho<br /><br />sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki<br /><br />awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti<br /><br />Ye lo Jharu<br /><br /> \\\\|////<br /> \\\|///<br /> \\|//<br /> \|/<br /> |<br /><br />Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.<br /><br />=========================<br />Ek Zaruri Itla<br />Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,<br /><br />Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai<br /><br />Kyun K,<br /><br />Book Means:<br /><br />B= Baby<br />O= Only<br />O= One<br />K= Kiss;-><br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Ap lovely ho -94%<br /><br />Ap Cute ho -95%<br /><br />Ap Sweet ho -96%<br /><br />Ap Beautiful ho -97%<br /><br />Ap Stylish ho -98%<br /><br />Ap Attractive ho -99%<br /><br />or<br /><br />Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ<br />,<br />,<br />,<br />,<br />,<br />,<br />Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????<br /><br />Socho Socho,<br /><br />??????<br /><br />Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…<br /><br />Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza<br /><br />baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre<br /><br />pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre<br /><br />utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI<br /><br />kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane<br /><br />gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?<br /><br />Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)<br /><br />larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi<br /><br />pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU<br /><br />ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri<br /><br />Ankhein theek hogayeen.<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />1 Pakistani dosre se:<br /><br />Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???<br /><br />2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…<br /><br />1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.<br /><br />2nd: Woh kese???<br /><br />1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero<br />Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii<br /><br />&amp;<br /><br />Said !<br /><br />“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “<br /><br />Zardari said!<br /><br />Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />BV se larayi khatam hoi?<br />1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?<br /><br />2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi<br /><br />1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?<br /><br />2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />Murgi to anday deti hai.<br /><br />Anday to sufaid hote hein.<br /><br />Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.<br /><br />Dood to bhains deti hai.<br /><br />Bhains to kali hoti hai.<br /><br />Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.<br /><br />Bangali to paan khaata hai.<br /><br />Paan to laal hota hai.<br /><br />Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.<br /><br />Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.<br /><br />Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.<br /><br />Machli to pani mein terti hai.<br /><br />Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.<br /><br />Insan to lamba hota hai.<br /><br />Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.<br /><br />Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.<br /><br />Ha ha ha<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?<br /><br />Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.<br /><br />Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.<br /><br />Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.<br /><br />========================<br /><br />chooha Billi Se Darta Hai<br /><br />Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai<br /><br />Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai<br /><br />Aadmee<br />Biwi Se Darta Hai<br /><br />Or<br />Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai<br /><br />Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br />to<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br />to<br /><br />tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray<br /><br />tor kar la sakte ho?<br /><br />Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta<br /><br />tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…<br /><br />Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />KFC New Prices<br /><br />Piza @Rs.200<br />Chicken @Rs.150<br />Burger @Rs.100<br />Pepsi @Rs.50<br /><br />Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K<br />ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love<br />ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Very simple<br /><br />Billo rani…<br /><br />Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Bhai log!<br /><br />Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k<br />apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam<br />nhi hai.<br /><br />Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,<br /><br />Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />A dirty msg<br /><br />1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha<br /><br />1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla<br /><br />1 glass vomating shake le aao<br /><br />But hath safeguard se dho laina plz<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.<br /><br />Girl: thanks<br /><br />Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.<br /><br />Girl: thanks<br /><br />Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.<br /><br />Girl: thanks<br /><br />Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue<br />“Hamen Vote Do,<br />Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya<br />To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To<br />“Govt.”<br />Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms<br /><br />karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai<br /><br />Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />TV On karo….<br /><br />Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai<br /><br />k<br /><br />KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga<br /><br />Aap to 100% save ho<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Par mein kahan Jaaon??<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.<br />Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.<br />Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.<br />Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.<br />Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /><br />Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.<br /><br />Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,<br /><br />“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”<br /><br />Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.<br /><br />Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?<br />Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri<br /><br />bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein<br /><br />meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Cheel urri<br /><br />Kawwa urraa<br /><br />Maina urri<br /><br />Chirria urri<br /><br />Gadha urra<br /><br />Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra<br />dia<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho<br /><br />Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho<br /><br />Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko<br /><br />Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!<br /><br />Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /> __l""l l""l__<br />(______)(______)<br /><br />Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki<br /><br />Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,<br /><br />K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai<br /><br />Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho<br /><br />Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai<br /><br />Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films<br />ki tarah hote hain<br /><br />End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,<br /><br />Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota<br /><br />Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />Main teri Maa Hoti<br />Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy<br /><br />2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …<br /><br />Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy<br /><br />Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;-><br /><br />======================<br /><br />Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi<br /><br />Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi<br /><br />Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi<br /><br />aur<br />aur<br />aur<br /><br />Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap<br />ke nhi..<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Police officer 2 his son!<br /><br />Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,<br /><br />Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna<br />band<br /><br />Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….<br /><br />Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,<br /><br />Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,<br /><br />Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,<br /><br />Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,<br /><br />Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,<br /><br />Aur kuta gayeb tha……<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,<br /><br />Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,<br /><br />Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,<br /><br />Jab chaho hum se Disprin<br />mangwa lena….<br /><br />======================<br /><br />Breaking News on Geo TV.<br /><br />Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam<br /><br />:<br /><br />:<br /><br />:<br /><br />:<br /><br />:<br /><br />Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali<br />gae :-(<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />A dirty msg<br /><br />1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha<br />1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla<br /><br />1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Best Sms of 1947.<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />Tab Mobile tha kya?<br />Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!<br />Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…<br /><br />Aaj na koi bahana hoga …<br /><br />Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…<br /><br />Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Lafz Lafz Lafz<br /><br />Lafz Lafz Lafz<br /><br />Lafz Lafz Lafz<br /><br />Lafz Lafz Lafz<br /><br />Kafi hain ya aur likhon?<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok<br /><br />kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan<br /><br />mai dafnaya jaega..<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…<br />Aajib Tera Style Hai…<br />Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi<br />Haathoo Main Mobile Hai<br /><br />===========================<br />Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:<br /><br />1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.<br /><br />2- ……!!!!<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?<br /><br />Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho<br /><br />‘<br /><br />‘<br /><br />‘<br /><br />‘<br /><br />Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Koi…<br /><br />Galti<br /><br />Ghhustakhi<br /><br />Wagaira<br /><br />Ho<br /><br />Gai<br /><br />Ho<br /><br />Tou<br /><br />Is<br /><br />Akhri<br /><br />Mahenay<br /><br />Me<br /><br />;<br /><br />;<br /><br />;<br /><br />;<br /><br />Mujh<br /><br />se<br /><br />Mafi maang lo<br /><br />Q<br /><br />k<br /><br />;<br /><br />Me aaj achay mood mai hoon<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???<br /><br />Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai<br /><br />Jab ke<br /><br />Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Are utho…<br /><br />Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?<br /><br />Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?<br /><br />Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?<br /><br />Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna<br /><br />Mein so raha hoon..<br /><br />========================<br /><br />Purani Kahawat hai ke,<br /><br />Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.<br /><br />Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??<br /><br />Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Ab Bush k bad Obama<br />zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama<br />Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama :-)<br /><br />===========================<br /><br />4 kam karo<br /><br />1. Mobile switch off kro<br /><br />2. Battery kholo<br /><br />3. Sim nikalo<br /><br />4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro<br /><br />Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile<br />ki kya zarorat.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai<br /><br />or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Girl’s college me strike thi,<br />Boys bhi unke saath the,<br />Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.<br />“Hamaari Maange”<br />pichhe se awaaz aayi<br />“Sindhoor se bharo<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,<br />Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,<br />Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.<br /><br />Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,<br />Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?<br />Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.<br /><br />Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha<br /><br />Wah Wah<br /><br />Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha<br /><br />Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,<br /><br />Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!<br /><br />Wah Wah<br /><br />========================<br /><br />Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!<br /><br />Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k<br />“Band Hai…”<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k<br /><br />“Chalu Hai..”<br /><br />=========================<br /><br />Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai<br />Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana<br />Q<br />K<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai :-)<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Arz kya hai<br /><br />SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,<br />Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,<br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />?<br /><br />NO SPACE<br />.<br />.<br /><br />No SPACE<br /><br />==========================<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-2063270110099054803?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-58738167013297837612009-04-03T09:36:00.000-07:002009-04-03T09:37:58.744-07:00Koi PYAR kehta hai,<br />Koi Muhabbat kehta hai,<br />Kuch log BANDAGI kehte hain,<br />Magar jinke sath hum DOSTI kerte hain,<br />Unhain hum apni zindagi kehte hain.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum,<br />Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum,<br />Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum,<br />Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Kabhi lagta hai k Dosti kuch nahi<br />Hai na?<br />Kabhi lagta hai Dosti bin kuch nahi,<br />Kabhi lagta hai Tum kuch nahi,<br />To<br />Kabhi lagta hai Tum Bin kuch nahi.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Log milte hain EVERY TIME,<br /><br />Pasand aaty hain SOME TIME,<br />Dosti hoti hai ONE TIME,<br />Jo rehti hai LIFE TIME.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Meri dharkanon main aapka he raaz hoga,<br />Meri baat ka bas yehi andaz hoga,<br />Kabhi bewafai nahi karte hum.<br />Dosti main meri dosti pe aapko hamesha Naaz hoga.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Dosti bina zindgi viran hoti hai,<br /><br />akele har raah sunsan hoti hai.<br /><br />sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri<br /><br />kyonki, dost se har muskil aasaan hoti hai.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,<br /><br />Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.<br /><br />Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,<br /><br />Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Sari umar ankho mein ek sapna yad raha,<br /><br />Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yad raha.<br /><br />Jane kya baat thi uS dost me,<br /><br />Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas vo dostana yad raha.<br /><br />================================<br />Kash such ye mera sapna ho jaye,<br />Jaan se bhi pyara dost apna ho jaye,<br /><br />Khuda hamari dosti sada salamat rakhay,<br />Warna Lafz-e-Dosti he Fana ho jaye.<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />Yaqeen pe yaqeen dilatay hain dost,<br />Raah chaltay ko bewakoof banatay hain dost,<br />Gold Leaf bol kar Gold Flake pilaty hain dost,<br />Par kuch bhi kaho, Saalay yaad bohat aaty hain dost<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />Na chupana koi baat Dil main ho agar,<br />Rakhna thora Bharosa aap hum per,<br />Hum nibhayengay Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar,<br />Kay Na Bhula pao gay humain Zindagi bhar.<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />Dosti “Hurf” nahi jo Mit jaye,<br />Dosti “Umar” nahi jo Dhal jaye,<br />“Safar” nahi jo maqam paye,<br />Ye woh Ehsaas hai k kisi k liye agar jiya jaye to Zindagi kam parr jaye.<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />Dosti ki tarap ko dikhaya nahi jata,<br />Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jata,<br />Kitni bhi doori ho hum main lekin,<br />Aap jese sathi ko bhulaya nahi jata.<br /><br />===============================<br />Kabhi geet ban kay,<br /><br />Kabhi saaz ban kay,<br />Kabhi soch ban kay,<br />Kabhi Aawaz ban kay,<br />Kabhi Baat ban kay,<br />Kabhi Raaz ban kay,<br />Hum Aapke Dost rahen gay,<br />Hamesha ek Yaad ban kay.<br /><br />===============================<br /><br />Din ka ujaala ho ya raat ki khamoshi,<br />Aapki chahat humain tanha hony nahi deti,<br />Khuda ne diya humhain aap jesa dost,<br />Bas yehi khushi humain raat bhar sonay nahi deti.<br /><br />=================================<br /><br />Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,<br />Dilon par doston ki Hukumat hai,<br />Aap jese doston ki wajah se yahan hain hum,<br />Warna!<br />Hollywood ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.<br /><br />================================<br /><br />If friends were flowers I would not pick you!<br />I’ll let you grow in the garden &amp; cultivate<br />you with love and care so<br />I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!()<br /><br />****************<br /><br />You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it.<br />If someone comes for help, be a true friend<br /><br />****************<br /><br />FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A TREE,<br /><br />IT is not measured on how long it is,<br /><br />but how deep the roots have grown<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Moon said to me,<br />if ur friend is not messaging u<br />why dont you leave ur friend.<br />I looked at moon and said does<br />ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Friendship is not a game to play,<br />It is not a Word to say,<br />It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,<br />It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />People like U are found only once in a lifetime.<br />So U better take care of yourself because<br />I don t want to waste another lifetime<br />to find a such a SWEET Friend<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Request hai thumse refuse mat karna,<br />friendship ka bulp ko fuse mat karna,<br />hum dost hai thumare confuse mat hona,<br />meri jagaha kisi ko choose mat karna….<br /><br />****************<br /><br />T.R.U.E friends r like mornings,<br />u cnt hav thm tha whole day,<br />but u can be sure,<br />thy ll b thr whn u wakeup tomorrow,<br />next year and 4ever<br /><br />****************<br /><br />To live a life i need heartbeatand<br />and to have heartbeat i need a heart,<br />To hav heart i need happiness and to<br />hav happiness i need a friend<br />and 4 a friend i need U Today<br />Tomorrow and ALWAYS<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Rat ko pucha mujsy chand sitaro ny<br />Tujhy bhula dia tery JIGRI yaro ny<br />Meny kaha bhule nhi hay FARYAD to kerte hongy<br />Mere SmS parh kr Mujy yad to krty hongy!<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Moon said to me,<br />if ur friend is not messaging<br />u why dont you leave ur friend.<br />I looked at moon and said does<br />ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />God picked up a flower and dipped<br />it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which<br />turned in to u, and the he gifted to me<br />and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Trueee frndzr lik morningz,<br />yu cant hav dem da whole day,<br />but yu can beee sure,<br />they will beee dere when<br />yu wake up 2morrow,<br />next yr &amp; fr evr.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Trueeee meaning ov frnd ship:<br />Where dere iz nooo compromize<br />in telling da secret.<br />&amp; dere iz no secret<br />fr wich yu neeed 2 compromize.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Ve smyle at whom Ve Lik,<br />Ve cry fr whom Ve care,<br />Ve laugh wid whom ve enjoy,<br />&amp; Ve be cum angry with whom ve feel iz our own…<br />Thats Frnd ship…<br />Thats Luv…<br /><br />****************<br /><br />H…….M. T…….M. is complete wid out “U”<br />nd FR…ENDSH…P will nevr bee complete<br />without “I”, So “U” n “I” have to be there<br />fr evr if yu want HUM ( ) and ( ) Tum tooo bee frnds.<br /><br />****************<br /><br />Feeelings are Many, buh Wordz are few…<br />Cloudz are dark, buh Sky iz blue…<br />Luv iz a paper, Life iz a glue…<br />Every thing iz false… but<br />Frnd ship is Trueeee…!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-5873816701329783761?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-1381897041827006432009-04-03T08:47:00.000-07:002009-04-03T08:48:14.947-07:00Always be Happy, always wear a smile;<br />Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...<br />Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Soraj ki pehli kiran<br />Din ka pehla pehar<br />Panchion ki pehli chehchahat<br />Dhanak ka pehla rang<br />Hawa ki thandi sansanahat<br />Subha ka pehla khomar:<br />GOOD MORNING<br />&amp;<br />HAVE NICE DAY<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />,_o/' Pleasant<br />'l Morning!<br />./L<br />CHEER up and REJOICE<br />Coz every new day brings new Life....<br />new blessings....<br />new hope!<br /><br />Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Morning is not only sunrise<br />but a beautiful miracle of GOD<br />that defeats the darkness &amp; spread light.<br />May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!<br />“Good Morning“<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,<br />is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,<br />aaj mood me tha to sms kar diya,<br />per roj intejar me palke mat bichana...<br />Good Morning....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Shadow of yesterday<br />Have faded away,<br />Sun has reappeared<br />It’s a brand new day<br /><br />Birds singing their song<br />Loud and clear,<br />Announcing to the world<br />A new day is here,<br /><br />Sun appears in the east<br />Has begun a new quest,<br />In the middle at noon<br />And then sets in the west,<br /><br />Wishing you contentment<br />And peace along the way<br />Good morning to you<br />And have a nice day:)<br /><br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />I made a cup (<br />of coffee ))<br />specially _((_<br />for u. d___l<br /><br />There is no Sugar,<br />but don't worry,<br />the sender is Sweet<br />GUD MORNING...<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />She is hot !<br />She is sweet !<br />She always Needs A lip 4 kiss<br />Whole world is Mad 4 her !<br />Who ? Who is she ?<br />Do you know ?<br /><br />Answer=Tea<br /><br />Chai piyo Mast jio … Good morning !!!<br /><br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />#;----------;#<br />This is a bridge<br />of friendship,<br />when you"re sad &amp; lonely,<br />cross it<br />I"ll wait on the other side &amp;<br />if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!<br />I'm your friend 4 ever.<br />Good Morning! Take care....!<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Subha Ki kiran boli...<br />Uth daikh kia nazara hai.<br />Maine kaha Ruk,<br />Pehle SMS tou kar loon uss payar ko<br />jo subha se bhi pyara hai...<br /><br />:"GOOD MORNING":<br /><br />Your Love<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this &amp; lead ur life....Good Morning....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br /><br />Life is like a Book:<br />Each day a new page with adventures to experience,<br />lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.<br />Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday.... Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday.... But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Words and hearts should be handle with care because words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest thing to repair.<br />Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Fly in the plane of Ambition &amp; Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....<br /><br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />The first sunlight to touch your face is My wishper to GOD to take care pf you.and to make ur day a PLEASANT 1.GOOD MORNING<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />My wishes are silent but true,Everywhere they will follow you.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine...Good morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Fly in the plane of Ambition &amp; Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Never Get Tired of Trying for Something wich U Really Want to Acheive,Be Strong &amp; Steady In Your Way Door Of SUCCESS Will Open FOR U. Good morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />twinkle twinkle lazy star. kitna soye ga uth ja yar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pee le chaaye, then sms me and say hi.... :) GOOD MORNING<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS,IN DTHE MORNING THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL BT DURING DE DAY THEY ARE UNHAPPY,LET THAT NOT OUR FRIENDSHIP'GUD MORNING<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />'Life is fortified by many friendships, to love and be loved is the greatest blessing.Fate determines who comes into our lives, the heart determines who stays.'.... Good Morning!<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day.<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money.....................<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Q: What is the difference b/w secretary &amp; private secretary?<br /><br />Ans:<br />Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR<br />&amp;<br />Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR<br /><br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....<br />Good Morning...<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month but sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. sweet morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />No one can go back &amp; make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now &amp; make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right &amp; ends Happy!<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai...<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me &amp; I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me.<br /><br />Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br />All mornings are like Paintings:-<br />U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up &amp; AMS from someone who cares to color ur day...<br />G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br /><br />5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, &amp; Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />()'''''()<br />( ,'0')'')<br />Hi!!<br />('')('')<br />Wishing u................<br />G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night<br />hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -<br />Sasta padta hai yaar.....................<br /><br />******************************************************<br />Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,<br />Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,<br /><br />Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,<br />Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.<br /><br />Good Morning<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,<br />whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated...<br />A Morning is a wonderful blessing<br /><br />******************************************************<br /><br />Sawairay jaldi uth k,<br />naha k saf kapray pa k,<br />allah agay sajday pa k,<br />akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….<br />Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?<br />“Good Morningâ€�<br /><br />******************************************************<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-138189704182700643?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-78439730919939378442009-02-27T06:10:00.000-08:002009-04-02T23:01:10.904-07:00<span>Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya<br /><br />PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the<br /><br />Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /></span><span><br />Man:<br />Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne<br />Muje Letter kyu post kya?<br />.<br />.<br />Sardar:<br />Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL<br />Ke thi par awaz aaei<br />“Plz try Letter”</span><br /><span><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k<br /><br />“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”<br /><br />aur<br /><br />“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”<br /><br />.<br /><br />Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya<br /><br />.<br /><br />tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Doctor<br /><br />“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”<br /><br /><br /><br />Sardar<br /><br />“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/"><br /></a> <a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/">Funny SMS</a><br /><br /></span><span>Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani<br />“SHANTI” ko bulao<br /><br />BV: kyu?<br /><br />Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k<br />raat ko dawa khao aur<br />Shanti k sath so jao<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Ek sardarji khaali katoray mein roti duba kar kha rahay thay.<br /><br />Waitor ne dekha to poocha: Aap ye kya kar rahe hein?<br /><br />Sardarji: Mein maths ka teacher hoon.<br /><br />Mein ne daal suppose ki hui hai..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai<br />Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya<br />1 Larki Kad 5'3'' Rang Gora Name Geeta<br />Jise Mily Puppi le le<br />Payment ho gae ha.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<br /><br /></span><span>3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the<br />1st:<br />Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi<br />AuR<br />Jurwa Bache Paida kiye<br />2nd:<br />Meri BV B Pregnent thi<br />Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi<br />AuR<br />3 Larkion ko Paida kya<br />3rd<br />Bhagne Laga<br /><br />To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua<br />Wo Bola:<br />Meri BV B Prgnent hai<br />AuR<br />Wo kameeni<br />Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,<br /><br />Woh bhi new car se?<br /><br />Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,<br /><br />Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya<br /><br />Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha<br /><br />Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:<br /><br />BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA<br />JATA.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>A Man Jumped In Water &amp; Didn't Come Out..<br /><br />Another Man Jumped In &amp; Didn't Come Out..<br /><br />A Sardar Watching From A Distance Concluded That..<br /><br />"Human Being Is Soluble In Water"<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /></span><span><br />Sardar: yar meri BV pani se bht darti ha,<br />Friend: acha wo kaise?<br /><br />Sardar: yar kal main ghar gya to wo bathtub me bhi security gaurd k sath<br />bethi thi..!!</span><br /><span><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LARKI Ko CHher diya<br /><br />LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nahi Hain Kya?<br /><br />SARDAR : Pata nahi<br /><br />Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar Se Bahir hoon..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?<br />Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!<br /><br />"Kia kehti hay?"<br /><br />"Kehti hay<br /><br />'I LOVE U 2'<br /><br />pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Sardarni 2 sabziwala:<br /><br />Ye kiya ha?<br /><br />Sabziwala ;<br /><br />Mooli ha<br /><br />sardarni ;<br /><br />Tumhary liye yeh Mooli ha<br /><br />Aur mery liye<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Mamooli<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/sardar-ji-sms/">Sardar SMS</a><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-7843973091993937844?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-37196842194370299672009-02-27T05:48:00.000-08:002009-04-03T08:14:42.338-07:00<span>Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha<br /><br />Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?<br /><br />Tota bola PATHAN.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne<br />2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha<br />tmne kya bola molvi ko?<br />Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki<br />nmaz kab ho ge<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia<br />"KESi HO"<br />Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne<br />Laga...<br />Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:<br /><br />"DELIVERED"<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?<br /><br />Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,<br /><br />Phir bhi ye bolta hai<br /><br />"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Shahid Afridi in interview<br /><br />Aap ki umer kitni hai?<br /><br />24 years.<br /><br />Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,<br /><br />Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,<br /><br />Kiu ke<br /><br />"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,<br /><br />Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.<br /><br />Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,<br /><br />"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span></span><a href="http://funnysms.pkzones.com/">Funny SMS</a><br /><span><br /></span><span>Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell<br /><br />Baja kar bhaag jata tha<br /><br />Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?<br /><br />Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan to shopkeeper:<br />Easy Load hai?<br /><br />Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.<br /><br />Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.<br /><br />2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,<br />wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon<br />Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?<br /><br />Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par<br />Kaat krar bhag gaya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?<br />Pathan:AMROOD khanay<br />Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;<br />pathan. pata ha:<br />Main AMROOD sath laya hon..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha<br />.<br />Dost:<br />Ye kya kr rhe ho?<br />.<br />Phatan:<br />Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya<br />Me us larke k bena zinda<br />Nhi reh skta<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<br /></span><span>Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.<br /><br />Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao<br /><br />Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Phatan train me su su kr k aya<br />.<br />.<br />BV:<br />Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?<br />.<br />Phatan:<br />Toilet mein likha hy<br />“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Girl:<br />Mera abbu tume both psand<br />Krte hy<br />.<br />Phatan:<br />Shrmate hove<br />“Pr hum shadi tum se<br />he kre ga”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.<br /><br />Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.<br /><br />Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain<br /><br />Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena<br /><br />Pathan: kal se kha lun<br /><br />Dr: kyun?<br /><br />Pathan: aaj final hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>Pathan: R u male or female?<br />.<br />Khusra: Both<br />.<br />Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sex<br />with male or female?<br />.<br />Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female<br />.<br />Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span>2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.<br /><br />First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,<br /><br />Warna.<br /><br /><br />Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /></span><span><a href="http://funnysms.pkzones.com/pathan-jokes/">Pathan Jokes</a></span><span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-3719684219437029967?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-9826912571188057972009-01-24T13:05:00.000-08:002009-04-03T08:52:34.143-07:00<div class="snap_preview"><span>Love is Life, <p>Love is Knife,</p> <p>It cuts our throat,</p> <p>till the time we thrive,</p> <p>sorrow and nature, don't go aside,</p> <p>but smile and say, that u r my</p> <p>Valentine...</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>There's something about Valentine's Day <p>that turns me</p> <p>on...............YOU....YOU..... I LOVE</p> <p>YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY WITH ALL MY</p> <p>HEART...........</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>==========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>'m enthralled by your beauty, <p>mesmerized by your charisma &amp;</p> <p>spellbound by your love. No wonder</p> <p>I am always thinking about you.</p> <p>I wish to celebrate every Valentine</p> <p>Day with you. Happy Valentine's Day.</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>=============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>V......is for Valentine; you are my only Valentine, <p>A......is for I will Always be yours,</p> <p>L......is for Love at its most extreme,</p> <p>E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love,</p> <p>N.......is for Never-ending love,</p> <p>T........is for we will Always be Together forever,</p> <p>I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent,</p> <p>N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to,</p> <p>E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting...</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>DREAMING of you makes my night worth <p>while, THINKING of you makes me smile,</p> <p>HAVING you is the best thing ever, and</p> <p>LOVING you is what i plan to do...</p> <p>forever. Happy Valentine's Day.</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>I love you more today than I did <p>yesterday, But not as much as I will</p> <p>tomorrow. Happy Valentine's Day!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>I searched through books &amp; leafed through <p>cards, For words that wud convey, what I</p> <p>had in my heart, But when I sat down to</p> <p>write, all I can write was.... I Luv U !</p> <p>Happy Valentine's Day!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>I may be innocent to know what luv is, <p>i may not show it to you,</p> <p>I may not luv u the way it should be,</p> <p>BUT I am always willing to luv u the</p> <p>way I understand it...hard to forget u.</p> <p>Happy Valentine's Day</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>==========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Love is sweet poison .. <p>Do not consume without your beloved's</p> <p>advise .. &amp; keep out of reach of children</p> <p>.. &amp; keep it in cool &amp; dark place..</p> <p>Happy Valentine's Day</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>==========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>If you were my valentine, I'd search the <p>endless skies to find the perfect</p> <p>starlight that would compliment your</p> <p>eyes and keep it in a wishing well</p> <p>created just for you and filled with my</p> <p>desires to make all your dreams come</p> <p>true...</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in <p>love and you fall forever...... Happy</p> <p>Valentine's Day Darling!!!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>=============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>White-silent, Blue-cool, Red-reserved, <p>Pink-lovely, Violet-naughty,</p> <p>Brown-isolated, Orange-hot, Black-smart,</p> <p>Grey-talkative, which colour u think</p> <p>suits me? Reply soon my valentine..</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>==========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Be mine Valentine, I am sending you this <p>Valentine wish with HUGS &amp; KISSES, too;</p> <p>cause there's a place here in my HEART</p> <p>that's mad only for you !!!!!!!!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Sweeter dan sugar, softer dan wine. <p>Be 4 always my valentine. Flowers from</p> <p>heaven, kisses from u, all I need 2</p> <p>remind me of u, love is perfect 4 me</p> <p>&amp; u, so lets get 2gether &amp; make it true.</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Valentine's Day is a LOVELY day 4 all <p>LOVERS &amp; i think it's also4 u! Because</p> <p>u r my sweet VALENTINE,<br /></p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Happy Valentine's Day</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>=============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Tonight I ask the stars above, <p>How I'll ever win your love,</p> <p>What do I do, What do I say,</p> <p>To turn your angel eyes my way?</p> <p>so.. Happy Valentine's Day !!!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Be my Valentine, my love, As I will be <p>for you, And we will love the whole day</p> <p>long, And love our whole lives through.</p> <p>For love has no parameters And does not</p> <p>end with time, But is the gift of</p> <p>paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let</p> <p>us take this holiday To resubmit our</p> <p>love To those within that know no sin</p> <p>And with the angels move.</p> <p>Happy Valentine's Day.</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>=========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>I wan't to kiss ur lips, <p>I wan't to play with ur teeth,</p> <p>I want to teaste ur tounge,</p> <p>Hey ! don't get angry friend,</p> <p>I m toothpaste.........</p> <p>Happy valentine's day dear</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>What the heart gives away is never gone, <p>but kept in the hearts of others, from</p> <p>dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my</p> <p>heart. Be my Valentine!</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>14 Feb valentine Day ko loogo Aysa kia <p>kartay hain.Ke Theak Nine(9) Month Baad</p> <p>14 Nov ko children Day Manana parta hai</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Your smile is my sunrise, <p>your kiss is my sunset.</p> <p>Thank you for being the</p> <p>most wonderful friend and</p> <p>companion.</p></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>T-here’s richness in a love for life<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>H-ere among the valentines,<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>A-king and queen as man and wife:<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>K-nowing well the needs of state.<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Y-on regal grace alone attends,<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>O-n which the peace, both small and great,<br /></span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>U-ndone by doubt, alone depends</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>=========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Wherever I may go;<br />Whatever I do;<br />On Valentine’s Day<br />I’d like to say<br />I love you &amp; I care for you<br />more than you do.</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>==========================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Funny Valentine! Where are you?<br />How will you come to me?<br />In a red box, the softness of<br />A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?<br />The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?<br />You seem sooo far away!<br />I think about you when I close my eyes<br />And even when I open them in the morning.<br />It may not be Valentine’s Day everyday<br />But with you. just know you r My love supply.<br />My Funny Valentine!</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>===============================</span></div> <div class="snap_preview">Fond thoughts are coming your way;</div> <p><span>We’ve always had a special connection,<br />So Happy Valentine’s Day!</span></p> <p>===============================</p> <p><span>On Valentine’s Day we think about<br />Those matchless people who<br />Give extra meaning to our lives–<br />The very special few.<br />Without them, skies would turn to gray,<br />Things wouldn’t be the same,<br />Life wouldn’t be as colorful,<br />It would be a duller game,<br />And when I contemplate that group–<br />Friends and family who are mine,<br />I appreciate and treasure you,<br />You’re essential, Valentine!</span></p> <p><span>==============================</span></p> <p><span>On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,<br />My thoughts naturally turn in your direction.<br />I think of many things, big and small<br />That you’ve given to me and given your all.<br />You see me always in the kindest light;<br />You’re a glow in my life, golden and bright.<br />I’m thankful for the happy ties that bind<br />Me to you in our family, and I’d like to remind<br />You of all the special memories I treasure.<br />Having you in my life is nothing but pleasure!<br />You’re a walking example of how to live,<br />How to share, how to teach, how to love, how to give.<br />Please accept this Valentine poem,<br />warm from the heart of your Love.</span></p> <p><span>========================</span></p> <p><span>Every day I come to school;<br />I spend a lot of time<br />Learning all the things you teach,<br />Which is the reason I’m<br />Sending you this Valentine;<br />It’s meant to let you know<br />I’m happy you’re my teacher<br />And I want to tell you so!<br />Happy Valentine’s Day<br />To my favorite teacher!</span></p> <p><span>=========================</span></p> <p><span>Be My Valentine<br />This may be a little silly,<br />But I have a question for you,<br />Will you be my valentine?<br />‘Cause no one else will do…<br />I know you are my boyfriend<br />But will you be my valentine?<br />I can’t think of anyone else<br />I’d want to have as mine…<br />No one else gives me the tingles<br />The way you always do,<br />So, will you be my valentine?<br />So I can share this with you…<br />No one has ever kissed me<br />And sent chills down my spine,<br />Until the night you kissed me,<br />So, please be my valentine…<br />Like I said this is silly,<br />But I have one last question for you…<br />If you agree to be my valentine,<br />Can I be yours too?</span></p> <p><span>=============================</span></p> <p><span>My valentine:<br />Why would I bring you chocolate<br />when you are the treat.<br />My valentine:<br />Why would I bring you flowers<br />when your smell is what’s sweet.<br />My valentine:<br />Why would I buy you a card<br />when the words can be heard through me.<br />My valentine:<br />Why would I take you out some place<br />when all I need is to see your face.<br />My valentine:<br />Why would I celebrate this on one special day<br />When I can do it always.</span></p> <p><span>===========================</span></p> <p><span>U r unique<br />U r caring &amp;<br />U r the best….<br />N I’m d luckiest to<br />Have U in my life!<br />HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY<br />MY SWEET HEART!</span></p> <p>=========================</p> <p><span>if you were my valentine<br />I’d treasure every day<br />the arms that open to me<br />and the tender words you say<br />I can’t imagine dreaming<br />of another soul so sweet<br />for, if your were my valentine<br />my life would be complete…</span></p> <p><span>===========================</span></p> <p><span>There is only one thing I wish to say<br />There is only one day left for Valentine day<br />Let all the lovers of the world unite<br />Let there be peace and love in everyone’s sight<br />Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream<br />Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams<br />Let everyone get a lovers valentine card<br />Even sending one yourself is not very hard<br />This day of love when you cannot say no<br />Telling your sweetheart that you love them so<br />Say it with flowers and say it with all your love<br />Say it with chocolates or with two white doves<br />Just show all your love on Valentine Day</span></p> <p><span>========================</span></p> <p><span>What do you give a lady so sweet?<br />Who makes my existence so complete.<br />Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?<br />Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?<br />A store-bought card with another’s word?<br />Anything that’s purchased seems absurd.<br />I would give you the World if it were mine,<br />For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.<br />HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!</span></p> <p><span>==========================</span></p> <p><span>All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me<br />All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me<br />All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true<br />All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...</span></p> <p><span>=========================</span></p> <p><span>As days go by, my feelings get stronger,<br />To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.<br />Look into my eyes &amp; u'll see that it's true,<br />Day &amp; Night my thought r of U..</span></p> <p><span>==========================<br /></span></p> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Ur mine LOVE &amp; Ur mine VALENTINE...</span></div> <div class="snap_preview">I do LOVE U &amp; its true...I nevr knw my</div> <div class="snap_preview"><span> <p>life wthout U.. I wana live BUT its only</p> <p>wth U honey... plz be mine.</p> </span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>********************************</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>Tears can sometimes be more special thansmiles... </span></div> <div class="snap_preview">For smiles can be given to any</div> <div class="snap_preview"><span> <p>one... But tears are only shed for people</p> <p>we love! Happy Valentine's Day!!</p> </span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>*******************************</span></div> <div class="snap_preview"><span>If a BUTTERFLY comes close to You,</span></div> <div class="snap_preview">If a perfumed ROSE touches your face,</div> <div class="snap_preview"><span> <p>If your MOBILE dances on a nice tone,</p> <p>remember its ME trying to tell you</p> <pre> "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"<br /><br />***********************************<br /><br />Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound</pre> </span></div> <div class="snap_preview"> <p>Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes</p> <p>Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE</p> <p>then why do v need owrds 2 say'</p> <pre> I LOVE YOU<br />************************************</pre> <p><span>I was asked about Newton's law and</span></p> <p>I said I don't know. I was questioned</p> <p>on the current President of USA and I</p> <p>wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush.</p> <p>But when I was asked on who I love,</p> <p>the only answer I can think of, is you.</p> <p><span>**************************************<br /></span></p> <p>Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.</p> <p>Thank you for being the most wonderful friend</p> <p>and companion.<br />**************************************</p> <p>No poems no fancy words I just want the world</p> <p>to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all</p> <p>my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day<br />**************************************</p> <p>Love Plus<br />The fun in together<br />The sad in apart<br />The hope in tomorrow<br />The joy in heart !</p> <p>****************************************</p> <p>Do Not Seek<br />The ” Because ”<br />In Love There Is<br />No ” Because ”<br />No ” Reason ”<br />No “Explanation ”<br />No ” Solution “</p> <p>***************************************</p> <p>Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap</p> <p>bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape</p> <p>ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud</p> <p>kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh</p> <p>gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu,</p> <p>jo sahnu yaad v karno</p> <p>==========================</p> <p>Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.</p> <p>If we could decide who to love, then,</p> <p>life would be much simpler, but then</p> <p>less magical.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Wen things go wrong…<br />Wen sadness fills ur heart…<br />wen tears flow in ur eyes…<br />always remember 3 things<br />1) I’m with u…<br />2) Still with u…<br />3) Will ALWAYS b…</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,<br />muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,<br />jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,<br />haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi…</p> <p>*****************************************************************<br />Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,<br />to miss some1 in crowd,<br />2 find some1 in every thought,</p> <p>to live 4 some1, luv some1,</p> <p>but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,<br />Like a rose without color. Always be there in</p> <p>my life sweetheart.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,</p> <p>tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,</p> <p>shatter day. So be in love everyday…</p> <p>Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..<br />If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..<br />If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..<br />if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>I dream about you evey night<br />I shiver when your in sight<br />I long to hold you close n tight<br />I wanna be there with all my might<br />I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>I’m a PAPER,<br />u can write ur feelings,<br />scribble ur anger,<br />use me 2 absorb tears.<br />Don’t throw me after use but<br />when u feel cold burn me<br />to feel warm cause I Love you.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?<br />If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?<br />If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?<br />If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>I am opening an emotional bank account for</p> <p>u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and</p> <p>you will get the interest.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>“I’m enthralled by your beauty,</p> <p>mesmerized by your charisma and</p> <p>spellbound by your love. No wonder</p> <p>I am always thinking about you.</p> <p>I wish to celebrate every Valentinewith you.</p> <p>Happy Valentine’s Day!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Love is like a CD track<br />That links our hearts together<br />Dont ever break that CD coz<br />That wud break my heart too………</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Memories r treasured<br />no1 can steal.<br />Parting is heartache<br />no1 can heal.<br />Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone<br />but i’ll remember u<br />no matter how long..</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>I m on a mission:<br />Misson 2 avoid u,<br />2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,<br />2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,<br />in short….<br />MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!</p> <p>***************************<br /><a title="Good Morning SMS" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/good-morning-sms/" mce_href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/good-morning-sms/" target="_blank"></a></p>D smallest word is I,<br /><p> the sweetest word is LOVE<br />and the dearest person<br />in the world is U.<br />tats y I Love You..:)</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Feelings are many but words are few,<br />clouds are dark but sky is blue;<br />Love is a paper, life is glue,<br />every thing is false,<br />Only My Love is TRUE</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Dear O Dear, ur not near<br />but i can hear<br />dont get fear<br />Ur memories r here<br />liv wid cheer<br />no mere tear<br />and ur mine forever!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Q:Wat is luv?<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart<br />n d most amazing thing<br />is tat u still luv them<br />wid every broken piece…!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>A word to say, a word to hear<br />Even in ur absence i feel u near<br />R relation is strong..hope it goes long<br />v wil remain d same til d life goes on!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Smile in Pleasure<br />Smile in Pain<br />Smile when trouble pours like Rain<br />Smile when sum1 Hurts U<br />Smile becoz SOMEONE still<br />Loves to see u Smiling!!</p> <p>======================<br /><a title="New Year SMS" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/sad-poetry-sms/" mce_href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/sad-poetry-sms/" target="_blank"></a></p><p>C.L.I.C.K. means :</p> <p>C= cant live without u<br />L= love u<br />I= i miss u<br />C= care about u<br />K= kiss from my heart 2 u<br />So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>One day u may ask me:<br />What is more important to you,<br />me or your life?<br />I will say: My life…<br />You will walk away from me<br />without knowing that U R MY LIFE!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,</p> <p>Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,</p> <p>Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,</p> <p>Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,<br />1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,<br />1 word is enough to fall in love &amp;<br />1 friend is enough to live in this world.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Let’s share the world<br />. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.<br />The sky is for you, and stars are for me.<br />The sun is for you, and light is for me.<br />Everything is for you, and you are for me.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>U may miss me<br />U may ignore me<br />U may even forget me<br />But one day if u wanna c me<br />Dont search, just c ur shadow<br />i wil be thr…Trust Me!!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>\”"\ /”"/ \ \_/ALENTINE \___/Is A”LOVELY”</p> <p>DayFor All “LOVERS”"HAPPY “VALENTINE” DAY”</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Mohbet ke din mohbet se mery sms mohbet</p> <p>ki taraf chal day mohbet se mohbet ko mohbet</p> <p>dena aur kehna teri mohbet ne mohbet ke din</p> <p>mohbet se mohbt ko mohbet ka ehsas dilaya</p> <p>hai mohbet se sms ker chal shabash !</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>To be honest with you, I don”t have the words</p> <p>to make you feel better, but I do have the arms</p> <p>to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you</p> <p>want to talk about, and I have a</p> <p>heart; a heart that”s aching to see you smile again.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Love can be expressed in many ways.</p> <p>One way I know is to send it across the</p> <p>distance to the person who is reading this.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>If I could die early I would ask God</p> <p>if I could be your guardian angel,</p> <p>so I could wrap my wings around</p> <p>you and embrace you whenever</p> <p>you feel alone.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Love so much my heart is sure.</p> <p>As time goes on I love you more,</p> <p>Your happy smile. Your loving face</p> <p>no one will ever take your place.</p> <p>Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>If Roses were black and violets were brown,</p> <p>my love for you would never be found but</p> <p>roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to</p> <p>say is I LUV U!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.<br />Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.<br />Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.<br />Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream…</p> <p>luv is 1 word and everything in between…</p> <p>luv is a fairytale come true…</p> <p>Coz I found luv when I found U.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,<br />The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,<br />The way u know just what to say, it scares me,<br />The ways u scare me I luv it.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>I’ll stand here 4ever,<br />If 4ever’s what it takes,<br />because u r my 4ever,<br />and 4ever always waits…..</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>My past says u met me<br />My future says u wil care 4 me<br />My present says u wil understand me<br />But my heart says u wil<br />Always Remember ME!</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p> <p>Without Love — days are sad day, moan day,</p> <p>tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,</p> <p>shatter day. So be in love everyday…</p> <p>Wish you a Happy Valentine”s Day.</p> <p>*****************************************************************</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-982691257118805797?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-29970616475508248112009-01-16T06:53:00.000-08:002009-01-16T06:58:05.267-08:00<p>May this year mark the beginning of a<br />year of pleasure and discovery for you.<br />May each day hold something special,<br />that is wonderful and new… For you<br />deserve the best of everything, that<br />life can ever bring. Happy New Year!</p> <p>================================</p> <p>May this new year adorn your life with</p> <p>many beautiful things and sweetmemories</p> <p>to cherish forever. And care of those</p> <p>whom the heart holds close, along with</p> <p>abundant joys and happiness, for you</p> <p>and your family.</p> <p>Wishing you life’s best this New Year!</p> <p>================================</p> <p>This note comes especially, dear Friend,<br />to wish you a marvelous start as the<br />year begins. …<br />And hope that all your dreams come true,<br />making it truly a Wonderful year for you.</p> <p>===========================</p> <p>Better than any New Year has been and<br />will be, Better than any joy known or<br />to be known, Better than any wish<br />realized or to be realized-that’s<br />how, this New Year should be for you.<br />Have a great new year!</p> <p>=============================</p> <p>People are so worried about what<br />they eat between Christmas and the<br />New Year, but they really should be<br />worried about what they eat between<br />the New Year and Christmas.<br />Happy New Year!!</p> <p>============================</p> <p>Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,<br />Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,<br />Spooky Halloween &amp; Happy Birthday.<br />Now bug off and don’t annoy me for<br />the next 12 months!!!!</p> <p>===========================<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/valentine-day-sms/">Valentine Day SmS</a></p> <p>===========================</p> <p>Bith Gaya Jo Saal, Bhul Jayye,<br />Is Naya Saal ko Gale Lagaye,<br />Karte Hain Dua Hum Rab Se Sar Jhukake…<br />Is Saal ke Sare Sapne Poore Ho Aapke.<br />*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,<br />Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,<br />Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart &amp; Fit,<br />Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!</p> <p>===========================</p> <p>Naye Saal Aaye Banke Ujale,<br />Khul Jaye Aap Ki Qismat Ke Taale,<br />Hamesha Aap Pe Rahe Meherban Uparwale,<br />Chand Taare Bhi Aap Pe Hi Roshni Dale.<br />Happy New year.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Nights are Dark but Days are Light,<br />Wish your Life will always be Bright.<br />So my Dear don’t get Fear<br />Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.<br />*HAPPY NEW YEAR*</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,<br />A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body<br />&amp; Heart full of Love..<br />All these are my Prayers for You..<br />Wish a Happy New Year 2009.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>A new year is unfolding<br />Like a blossom with petals curled<br />Tightly concealing the beauty within.<br />Wish you “Happy New Year”.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho,<br />Isse pehle ki 2008 ka calender nast ho,<br />Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho,<br />Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,<br />Dua hai ki aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho.<br />Happy New Year 2009!</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Beauty..<br />Freshness..<br />Dreams..<br />Truth..<br />Imagination..<br />Feeling..<br />Faith..<br />Trust..<br />This is begining of a new year!</p> <p>=============================</p> <p>Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,<br />Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,<br />Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk<br />Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ……<br />Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!</p> <p>============================</p> <p>Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,<br />Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,<br />Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…<br />Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.<br />*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*</p> <p>===============================</p> <p>Wishing you a fabulous 2009<br />with full of great achievements and experiences.<br />A meaningful chapter waiting<br />to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!</p> <p>===============================</p> <p>Like birds, let us,<br />leave behind what we don’t need to carry…<br />GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.<br />Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.<br />HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,</p> <p>Let all ur Dreams be Clear,</p> <p>Never put Tear, Please Hear,</p> <p>I want to tell one thing in ur Ear</p> <p>Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>My wishes for you in year 2009</p> <p>Great start for Jan,</p> <p>Love for Feb,</p> <p>Peace for march,</p> <p>No worries for April</p> <p>Fun for May,</p> <p>Joy for June to Nov,</p> <p>Happiness for Dec,</p> <p>Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>New rules of life for 2009<br />1. Haste Rehne ka.<br />2. Tension nai leneka.<br />3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive<br />4. Mast rehneka.<br />5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.<br />6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka<br />7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka<br />Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.</p> <p>===============================</p> <p>New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak<br />Allah talah aap ko<br />hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay<br />aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.<br />ameen.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say<br />nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath<br />“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.<br />Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,<br />barkaton,<br />khushyon,<br />kamiyabion,<br />khair-o-afiat,<br />hifazat,<br />aman,<br />sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat<br />ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon<br />jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye<br />aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.<br />Ameen, Summa ameen.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Little keys open big locks<br />Simple words reflect great thoughts<br />Your smile can cure heart blocks<br />So keep on smiling it rocks.<br /><strong>Happy New Year 2009</strong></p> <p>==============================</p> <p>2009 is at the door…<br />Remember<br />Life is short, break the rules,<br />Forgive quickly,<br />love truly,<br />laugh uncontrollably,<br />and<br />never regret anything that made you smile.</p> <p>===============================</p> <div class="entry"> <p>May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,<br />to explore every joy of life<br />&amp;<br />may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,<br />turning all your dreams into reality<br />and all your efforts into great achievements.<br />Happy New Year to you &amp; your loved ones.</p> <p>====================================</p></div> <div class="entry">Thre have been many time in 2008<br />when I may disturbed you<br />troubled u<br />irritated u<br />bugged u<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />today I just wanna tell you<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />I plan to continue it in 2009.</div> <div class="entry">=============================</div> <div class="entry"> <p>Aaj<br />ki<br />duniya<br />bohat<br />advance<br />hai</p> <p>Isi<br />advance<br />duniya<br />ki<br />advance<br />technology<br />m<br />rehnay<br />wale</p> <p>1 advance<br />banday<br />ki taraf<br />se aap ko</p> <p>Advance “happy new year”</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Apne 2008 k gunah dhonay k liye 99<br /></p> </div> <div class="entry"> bar is mantar ka wird karain<br />“East or west, Saqib is the best”<br />Ab edit ker k is msg mein<br />apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p</div> <div class="entry">==============================</div> <div class="entry"> <p>I wish U to have a …..<br />Sweetest Sunday,<br />Marvellous Monday,<br />Tasty Tuesday,<br />Wonderful Wednesday,<br />Thankful Thursday,<br />Friendly Friday,<br />Successful Saturday.<br />Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR</p> <p>==============================</p></div> <div class="entry">Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,<br />thori si hansi her baat ke baad,<br />usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2009, 2008 k baad.<br />Wish u a Happy new year.</div> <div class="entry">=============================</div> <div class="entry">Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,<br />Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,<br />Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,<br />New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME</div> <div class="entry">==============================</div><br />Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,<br /><p> Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,<br />Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart &amp; Fit,<br />Teray liye <strong>New Year </strong>ho Super-Duper Hit!!</p> <p>=============================</p> <p>We will open the book.<br />Its pages are blank.<br />We are going to put words on them ourselves.<br />The book is called Opportunity<br />and<br />its first chapter is <strong>New Year’s Day</strong>.</p> <p>=============================</p> <p>Nights are Dark but Days are Light,<br />Wish your Life will always be Bright.<br />So my Dear don’t get Fear<br />Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.<br />*HAPPY NEW YEAR*</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Years come and go,<br />but this year I specially wish 4 u<br />a double dose of health n happiness<br />topped with loads of good fortune.<br />Have a great year ahead!<br />HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!</p> <p>=============================</p><p><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/">Funny SmS</a><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-2997061647550824811?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-18209132309491673862008-12-09T06:29:00.000-08:002009-04-03T09:25:29.411-07:00<p><span>Christmas gift suggestions:<br /><br />To your enemy, forgiveness.<br />To an opponent, tolerance.<br />To a friend, your heart.<br />To a customer, service.<br />To all, charity.<br />To every child, a good example.<br />To yourself, respect.</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>Testing SMSTesting SMSTesting SMSTesting </span></p><p><span>SMSTestingSMSTesting SMSTesting SMSTesting</span></p><p><span> SMSTesting SMSTestingSMSTesting SMSTesting SMS</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>Why is it difficult to keep a secret in the north pole?<br />Becos ur teeth chatter!</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>Christmas is a time when<br />everybody wants his past forgotten<br />and his present remembered.<br />What I don’t like about office Christmas parties<br />is looking for a job the next day.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>From Home to home,<br />and heart to heart,<br />from one place to another.<br />The warmth and joy of Christmas,<br />brings us closer to each other.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;<br />It makes no noise at all,<br />But softly gives itself away;<br />While quite unselfish,<br />it grows small.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>May this Christmas end the present year<br />on a cheerful note and make way<br />for a fresh and bright new year.<br />Here’s wishing you a<br />Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>Christmas is not a time nor a season,<br />but a state of mind.<br />To cherish peace and goodwill,<br />to be plenteous in mercy,<br />is to have the real spirit of Christmas.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>Somehow, not only for Christmas,<br />But all the long year through,<br />The joy that you give to others,<br />Is the joy that comes back to you.<br />And the more you spend in blessing,<br />The poor and lonely and sad,<br />The more of your heart’s possessing,<br />Returns to you glad.</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>Faith makes all things possible,<br />Hope makes all things work,<br />Love makes all things beautiful,<br />May you have all the three for this Christmas.<br />MERRY CHRISTMAS!</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>I hope you have a wonderful christmas<br />have a great new year !<br />Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .<br />enjoy your holidays!</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>A lovely thing about Christmas<br />is that it’s compulsory,<br />like a thunderstorm,<br />and we all go through it together.</span></p><p><span>=====================</span></p><p><span>Christmas gift suggestions:<br />To your enemy, forgiveness.<br />To an opponent, tolerance.<br />To a friend, your heart.<br />To a customer, service.<br />To all, charity.<br />To every child, a good example.<br />To yourself, respect.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar<br /><br />jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,<br /><br />santa clause aaye aapke dwar,<br /><br />subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.<br /><br />Merry Christmas.</span></p><p><span>===================</span></p><p><span>May the joy and peace of Christmas </span></p><p><span>be with you all through the Year. </span></p><p><span>Wishing you a season of blessings</span></p><p><span> from heaven above. Happy Christmas.</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>May the good times and treasures of the </span></p><p><span>present become the golden memories of </span></p><p><span>tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and </span></p><p><span>happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>May your world be filled with warmth and </span></p><p><span>good chear this Holy season, and throughout </span></p><p><span>the year.Wish your christmas be filled with </span></p><p><span>peace and love. Merry X-mas.</span></p><p><span>====================</span></p><p><span>I am dreaming of white Christmas , </span></p><p><span>with every christmas card i write, </span></p><p><span>May your days be merry and bright, </span></p><p><span>and May all your christmases be white.</span></p><p><span>Marry Christmas.</span></p><p><span>======================</span></p><p><span>I hope you have a wonderful christmas . </span></p><p><span>have a great new year ! Hopefully santa </span></p><p><span>will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !</span></p><p><span>=====================</span></p><p><span>A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift </span></p><p><span>of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!</span></p><p><span>=====================<br /></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-1820913230949167386?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-1333889472796186702008-11-23T11:41:00.000-08:002009-04-03T08:23:14.990-07:00What's An Average 6 Inch Long<br /><br />Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!<br /><br />Always Think POSITIVE<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka<br /><br />Pehle se mota or extra lamba.<br /><br />Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.<br /><br />Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.<br /><br />Master ka molty foam.<br /><br />==========================<br /><br /><a href="http://forum.hansnamanahai.com/">Funny SmS Forum</a><br /><br />Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,<br /><br />aur COW main peche?<br /><br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br /><br />It's "W"<br /><br />W-WOMAN<br /><br />COW-W<br /><br />Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.<br /><br />=======================<br /><br />Mangta hoon to deti nahi<br /><br />Jawab meri baat ka<br /><br />Deti ho to khara ho jata hai<br /><br />Rom rom jazbaat ka<br /><br />kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo<br /><br />baloo mein phool ghulab ka<br /><br />=========================<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/">Urdu Funny SmS</a><br /><br /><br />You are:<br /><br /><br />"G A N D U"<br /><br />Don't get angry<br /><br />G = Genious<br />A = Attractive<br />N = Naughty<br />D = Decent<br />U = Unique<br /><br />Ab to khush ho na...?<br /><br /><br />"G A N D U"<br />=========================<br /><br />Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo<br /><br />Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do<br /><br />Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo<br /><br />Q<br /><br />K<br /><br />Saal me ek bar ata hai<br /><br /><br /><br /> "AAM"<br /><br />==========================<br /><br /><br />Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??<br /><br /><br />Wo Mota sa,<br /><br /><br />Aas-Paas baaL,<br /><br /><br />Naram-Naram<br /><br /><br />Uper se Cover...<br /><br /><br />Never??<br /><br /><br />Jhoot bolte ho?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;-><br /><br />=========================<br /><br />TERi lita k lu?<br /><br />Ya bitha k lu?<br /><br />Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?<br /><br />ya tujhe karun khara ?<br /><br />ya teri jhuka k lu?<br /><br />Ab tu hi bata k main teri<br /><br /><br />PHoto<br /><br />kaise lon?<br /><br />==========================<br /><br />Hello hello mera lelo<br /><br />kya?<br /><br />Salam.<br /><br />bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?<br /><br />ZUban<br /><br />DEkho apni khol k dekho<br /><br />kya ?<br /><br />AAnkhien<br /><br />Kitna bara hai mera<br />kya?<br />DIL<br /><br /><br />============================<br /><br />Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!<br /><br />Bhatija: Thik Hai.<br /><br />Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.<br /><br />Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".<br /><br />-============================<br /><br />Pehlay gallay lagao<br /><br />phir kiss karo<br /><br />phir bistar pe litaao<br /><br />phir neechay haath laga ke check karo<br /><br />agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />Kuch log thodi der karte hain….<br /><br />Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,<br /><br />aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,<br /><br />tab jaakar hota hai….<br /><br />unka…<br /><br />Mobile Charge…!<br /><br />=================================<br /><br />Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”<br /><br />Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”<br /><br />Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”<br /><br />Batau bhala kiun?<br /><br />Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne<br /><br />10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!<br /><br />=============================<br /><br />Mangta hoon to deti nahi<br /><br />jawab meri baat ka<br /><br />deti ho to khara ho jata hai<br /><br />rom rom jazbaat ka<br /><br />kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo<br /><br />baloo mein phool ghulab ka<br /><br />============================<br /><br />Pahlay hat ma lo<br /><br />Phir mon mal lo<br /><br />Phir tokh laghao<br /><br />Phir sidha karoo<br /><br />Phir sorakh ma daloo<br /><br />uf<br /><br />Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />Boy: please karne do na<br /><br />Girl: Nhi bus karo<br /><br />Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz<br /><br />Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho<br /><br />Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho<br /><br />Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga<br /><br />Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur<br /><br />Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi<br /><br />Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga<br /><br />===================================<br /><br />Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"<br /><br />Aap ko bar bar<br /><br />"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye<br /><br />"CHODA AUGUST"<br /><br />mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..<br /><br />=================================<br /><br />Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.<br /><br />Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.<br /><br />Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.<br /><br />Boy : Aur lo gee.<br /><br />Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo<br /><br />==============================<br /><br />WO KIYA HAI??<br />JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??<br /><br />U DIRTY MIND<br /><br /><br />ANSWER HAI<br /><br />.<br /><br /><br />BETHA<br />HUA<br /><br />.<br /><br />BAKRA ...<br /><br />==============================<br /><br /><br />Uffo Kia Kerte Ho<br /><br />Duur Hat Jao<br /><br />Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia<br /><br />Soche Ga ??<br /><br />Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?<br /><br />Uff Abi Nhi Krona<br /><br />Akele Me Krna<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />NAAK SAAF ;-><br /><br />========================<br /><br />Girl: Oh no bleeding.<br /><br />Plz bahar nikalo.<br /><br />Oh ah ah oye Maa!<br /><br />Ab bas karo.<br /><br />Nikaal bhi do na.<br /><br />Oh no! Itna pain.<br /><br />Main Mar gai.<br /><br />Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha<br /><br />========================<br /><br /><span>Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.<br /><br />Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.<br /><br />Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.<br /><br />Kiu Ke<br /><br />Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door<br />rehne ko kaha hai.<br /><br />===========================<br /></span><span>"OEYEEEEEE"<br /><br />Msg bhej<br /><br />varna<br /><br />Teri...?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tere marzi,<br /><br />Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho.... :-><br /><br />=============================<br /><br /></span><span>Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,<br /><br />Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya<br /><br />Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai<br /><br />to karni hi hy...:-)<br /><br />===========================<br /></span><span><br />After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan<br /><br />Singh said Ye to"sonia ji" k Hath ka<br /><br />Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere<br /><br />khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0<br /><br />============================<br /></span><span><br />TERi lita k lu?<br /><br />Ya bitha k lu?<br /><br />Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?<br /><br />ya tujhe karun khara ?<br /><br />ya teri jhuka k lu?<br /><br />Ab tu hi bata k main teri<br /><br /><br />PHoto<br /><br />kaise lon?<br /><br />==============================</span><span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-133388947279618670?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-50221745955255734282008-11-04T12:10:00.000-08:002008-11-04T12:16:56.371-08:00" Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Unless what we do is useful, fame is folly"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" A moment of thinking is an hour in words"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Who takes our heart must merit our esteem"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br /><br />" Reaping is all greed, just as sowing is all giving"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"happiness is no laughing matter"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" For where no hope is left, is left no fear"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />I move like a sleepwalker where providence dictates - adolf hitler<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Being a jack of all trades, you become a master of nothing"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"A Good Visitor Knows When To Leave"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br />Pluto:<br />" Only the dead have seen the end of war"<br /><br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Einstein:<br /><br />"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br /><br />this one just killed me.<br /><br />Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.<br />--Unknown<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/missing-you-sms/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Missing You SmS</span></a><br /><br />"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."<br />-Aristotle<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Money cannot buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy<br />--Spike Milligan<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.<br />--Jerry Seinfield<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />A strong man works out daily to keep his body in shape, but a man of strength kneels in prayer to keep his soul in shape.<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />a man does his best until his destiny is revealed<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />the difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you take them<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Life is a rainbow which also includes black."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man,<br /><br />but he is braver five minutes longer."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"A weak man has doubts before a decision,<br /><br />a strong man has them afterwards."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It’s the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,<br /><br />but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/rainy-day-barish-sms/" title="Rainy Day / Barish SMS">Rainy Day / Barish SMS</a><br /><br />"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Sleep is sweet to the labouring man"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Opinion in good men, is but knowledge in the making"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Oaths are just words and words just wind"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"People never understand the people they hate"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"To a good person nothing that happens is evil"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Of all people children are the most imaginative"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Life is so startling it leaves little time for anything else"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" A long life is not good enough, but a good life is long enough"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Try find ecstacy in life? The mere sense of living is joy enough"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Superstition obeys vanity just like a father"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Simplicity, a very rare thing in our age"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Procrastination brings loss, delay disaster"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />If u cannot dream,why should you sleep and if u cannot pursue your dreams,why should u wake up?<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Chance makes relations, choice makes friends"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"People love without reason, and without reason they hate"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Where an opinion is general it is usually correct"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Speech is of time, silence is of eternity"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Love and scandal are the best sweetness at tea"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"A contentious man will never lack words"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Live not for time,but eternity"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Man's way leads to a hopeless end,but God's to an endless hope. "Big%20smileSmile<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Give the devil a lift and he will always want to be the driver"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to achieving your dreams."<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Calamities makegreat talkers"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Intellect obscures more than it illumines"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />" Constancy is the foundation of virtues"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"God loves everyone,but prefers fruits of the Spirit to religious nuts"<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find - nothing.<br />--Aesop<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"Give the devil an inch and he will be a ruler".<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />IT IS BETTER TO BE A LION FOR A DAY THAN TO BE A SHEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...Thumbs%20Up<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br /><br />there r 4 things u cant take back... the stone afta the throw... the word after it is spoken... the occasion afta the loss.... tym afta its gone.<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />'Try what you want to,Noah built the Ark and great architects the Titanic'.<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"You are worthy, our Lord and God,<br /> to receive glory and honor and power,<br /> for you created all things,<br /> and by your will they were created<br /> and have their being."<br /><br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Better a poor man whose walk is blameless<br /> than a rich man whose ways are perverse.<br /><br />*************************************************<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-5022174595525573428?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-46395401582496652902008-11-04T12:04:00.000-08:002008-11-04T12:09:28.134-08:00"Taluq toor mat dena"<br />Hazaroon duriyaan aayen...<br />Baharien aaker kho jayen...<br />Mera chehra bhula dena...<br />Mere yadien bacha lena...<br /><br />Jo lamhe dard dete hoon...<br />Unhien beshak bhula dena...<br />Jo lamhe aas dete hoon...<br />Unhe dil se laga lena...<br /><br />Kahien bhi door reh lena...<br />Magar in doriyoon ko tum bahana na bana lena...<br /><br />Taluq toor mat dena......<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br /><br />Mohabbat jeet hoti hai...<br />Magar haar jati hai...<br /><br />Kabhi dil sooz lamhoon se...<br />Kabhi bey-kaar rasmoon se...<br />Kabhi takdeer waloon se...<br />Kabhi majboor qasmoon se...<br /><br />Magar ye haar jati hai...<br /><br />Kabhi ye phool jaise hai...<br />Kabhi ye dhool jaise hai...<br />Kabhi ye chand jaise hai...<br />Kabhi ye dhoop jaise hai...<br /><br />Kabhi masroor kerte hai...<br />Kabhi ye roog dete hai...<br />Kisi ka chain banti hai...<br />Kisi ko rool dete hai...<br /><br />Kabhi lay paar jati hai...<br />Kabhi ye maar jati hai...<br /><br />Mohabbat jeet hoti hai...<br />Magar ye haar jati hai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Ek mulaqat udhorri reh gai hai...<br />El baat udhorri reh gai hai...<br />Yun kho ker tujhe zinda hoon magar...<br />Ek zaat udhorri reh gai hai...<br /><br />Wo jeet mukamal na ho saki...<br />Wo haar udhorri reh gai hai...<br />Ek seher guzrri hai aankhoon mien...<br />Bus raat udhorri reh gai hai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/sorry-sms-jokes/" title="Sorry SMS Jokes">Sorry SMS Jokes</a><br /><br />Tabeer jo mil jati to aik khawab bohat tha...<br />Jo shaks ganwa bethe wo nayyab bohat tha...<br /><br />Main kaise bacha leta bhala kashtiye dil ko...<br />Darya-e-mohabbat mien sailaab bohat tha...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Aa dekh dil ki nagrii hai uddas tere bin...<br />Bujhti nahi hai aankhoon ki pyas tere bin...<br /><br />Zindagi mien to aansoon k sailaab hien...<br />Karoon kaise khushiyoon ki talash tere bin...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Karon to kis lye aakhir malal us ka...<br />Use nahi to mujhe bhi nahi khayal us ka...<br /><br />Mere wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko...<br />Kisi ada pe nahi hai kamal us ka...<br /><br />Mere naseeb ki ye bhi to khushnaseebi hai...<br />K mujh ko dekh k saab poochte hien haal us ka...<br /><br />Mere arooj ko us k naseeb mien likh de...<br />Khuda-e-Pak mujhe sounp se zawal us ka...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Saath betey howe lamhon ki nishani ban ker...<br />tum bicher ker bhi ho in aankhoon mien pani ban ker...<br /><br />tum zamne ki nazar mien juda lakh sahi...<br />tum shamil ho meri nas nas mien rawani ban ker...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Dil husn k sholoon se jala kyoon nahi dete...<br />Tum mujh ko mohabbat ki saza kyoon nahi dete...<br /><br />bhegi hoi palkoon se guzer jate ho chup chap...<br />Jo dil pe guzarta hai bata kyoon nahi dete...<br /><br />Ro ro k shab-e-hijr guzaroo ge kahan tak...<br />Tum un ki mohabbat ko bhoola kyoon nahi dete...<br /><br />Ae phool se chehro zara itna to bata do...<br />Tum zakhm to dete ho dawa kyoon nahi dete...<br /><br />Wo dard jo seene mien chupa rakha hai...<br />Us dard ko aashkoon mien baha kyoon nahi dete...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Wo na aaye un ki yaad aaker wafa ker gai...<br />Unse milne ki tamana sukoon tabah ker gai...<br /><br />Ahat hoi soocha asaar dua ker gai...<br />Darwaza khoola to dekha mazak hum se HAWA ker gai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Laghzishon se marwa tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...<br />donoon insaan hien Khuda tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...<br /><br />Tu mujhe aur main tujhe ilzaam dete hien magar...<br />Aapne ander jhankta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...<br /><br />Maslehat nien ker dia donoon mien paida ikhtalaaf...<br />Warna fitraat ka bura tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi ...<br /><br />Mukhtalif simtoon mien donoon ka safar jarri raha...<br />Ik lamhe ko ruka tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...<br /><br />Chahaty donoon bohat aik doosre ko hien magar...<br />Ye haqiqat manta tu bhi nahi main bhi nahi...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Kash koi hum pe bhi pyaar jatata...<br />Humari aankhoon ko aapne hathoon se chupata...<br /><br />hum ghabra ker poochte koon ho tum...?<br />Muskaura k wo aapne aap ko humarri jaan batata...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Kisi koi mere yaad aaye ek arsa howa...<br />Koi hai heraan to koi hai tarsa howa...<br /><br />Is tarha khamosh hai ye dil ye aankhien mere...<br />Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa howa...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-friendship-sms/" title="Urdu Friendship SMS">Urdu Friendship SMS</a><br /><br />Na peeny ka shooq tha na pilane ka shoq tha...<br />humien to sirf nazrien milane ka shooq tha...<br /><br />par kya karien nazrien he unse mila bethe...<br />jinhe nazroon se pilane ka shooq tha...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Main chahata bhi yehi tha wo bewafa nikle...<br />Usse samjhane ka koi to silsila niklae...<br /><br />Kitab-e-mazii k panay zara ullat k dekh...<br />Na jane konsa safha murra howa niklay...<br /><br />Jo daikhne mien bohat qareeb lagta hai...<br />Ussi k bare mien socho to fasle niklien...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Muddat se door the hum aur wo...<br />Ek zamane k bad milna acha laga...<br />Saghar se gehri lagi un ki aankhien...<br />Tairna to aat tha hume par doobna acha laga...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Aakash ki chilman se sada Q nahi aati...<br />Ek habs ka aalam hai hawa Q nahi aati...<br /><br />Sab ehl-e-janoon bazm se kehte howe nikle...<br />Tere sheher k logoon ko wafa Q nahi aati...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Ankhoon ka rang, baat ka lehja badal gaya...<br />Wo shakhs ek sham mien kitna badal gaya...<br /><br />Shaied wafa k khayal se ukta gaya tha wo...<br />Jo manzil k pass aaker rasta badal gaya...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Kisi k yun bicharny se kisi ki yaad aane se...<br />Bohat se loog roote hien k rona aik rawaiet hai...<br /><br />Main rawaiet toor jata hoon...<br />Uski yaad aane pe akser muskurata hoon...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai...<br />Dard aab humare seene mien chup k rona laga hai...<br /><br />Na roye kabhi hum dard ko dekh ker...<br />Per aab dard humien dekh k rone laga hai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Us se juda rehna azaab lagta hai...<br />Uske pass rehna bhi khawab lagta hai...<br /><br />Her waqt kerta hoon us k naam ki tasbeeh...<br />Use yaad kerna bhi sawaab lagta hai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Guzer jaien ge un k wo pal ache...<br />Jinhe hum intezaar aur wo waqt kehte hien...<br /><br />Kya pata koon bhool jaye ye mohabbat...<br />Jise hum zindagi aur wo aik lafz kehte hien...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Hum the humare saath koi aur na tha...<br />Aankhoon ne aisa manzer kahien dekha na tha...<br /><br />Uske to ang ang mien jalne lage diye...<br />Jado hai mere hath mien mujh ko pata na tha...<br /><br />Wahan pe haad koi rehte kis tarha...<br />Rukne ko keh raha tha magar rukta na tha...<br /><br />************************************************<br /><br />Dasht mien pyaas bhujate howe maar jate hien...<br />Hum jaise parinde kahien jate howe maar jate hien...<br /><br />Hum hien sookhay talaab pe bethe howe hans...<br />Jo taluq ko nibhate howe maar jate hien...<br /><br />Ye mohabbat ki kahani nahi marti laikin...<br />Log kirdaar nibhate howe maar jate hien...<br /><br />Hum hien tooti hoi kashtiyoon waley SABI...<br />Jo kinaroon ko milate howe maar jate hien...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Sabhi jazbaat khayalaat badal jate hien...<br />Yun mohabbat mien ye din raat badal jate hien...<br /><br />Pyaar to un ko bhi hum he se hai magar jane kyon...<br />Hum karein baat to wo baat badal jate hien...<br /><br />Aarzoo to hai k izhare mohabbat ker doon...<br />Lafz chunte hien to lamhaat guzer jate hien...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Alfaaz k jhoote bandhan mien...<br />Aghraz k gehray pardoon mien...<br />Her shakhs mohabbat kerta hai...<br />Halaan k mohabbat kuch bhi nahi...<br /><br />Sab jhotey rishte naate hien...<br />Sab dil rakhne ki baatien hien...<br />Kab kon kisi ka hota hai...<br />Sab asli roop chupate hien...<br /><br />Ehsaas se khali loog yahan...<br />Lafzoon k tir chalate hien...<br />Ek baar nazer mien aaker wo...<br />Phir sari umer rulate hien...<br /><br />Alfaz k jhote bandhan hien...<br />Kab kon kisi ka hota hai...<br />Sab dil rakhne ki batien hien...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"MOHABBAT"<br />Mohabbat khawab hoti hai...<br />Mohabbat baat hoti hai...<br />Agar koi pooch baithe to mohabbat raaz hoti hai...<br />Machatti hoi umangooon ka suhaana khawab hoti hai...<br />Agar koi dhoondna chahe to mohabbat NAYYAB hoti hai...<br />Mohabbat yun bhi hoti hai karb-e-zaat hoti hai...<br /><br />Mohabbat phool hai shaied...<br />Ghamoon ki dhool hai shaied...<br />Kisi ka saath hai shaied...<br />Chamakti raat hai shaied...<br /><br />Mohabbat pur-sukoon bhi hai magar betaab hoti hai...<br />Agar na mile to mohabbat AZZAB hoti hai...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Tumhe bakhshi hai dil pe hukmarani aur kya dete...?<br />Yehi thi bus humari rajdhani aur kya dete...?<br />Sajja k sir hatheli par gaye the ku-e-jana mien...<br />Hum aapne ishq mien un ko nishani aur kya dete...?<br /><br />Wo hum se mangte the umer ka aik dilnashin hisa...<br />Na dete us ko hum apni jawani aur kya dete...?<br />Sitaroon se kisi ki mang bharna ek fasana hai...<br />Yumhare naam likh de zindagani aur kya dete...?<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Phir chand nikla,<br />Phir raat thami,<br />Phir dil ne kaha,<br />Hai "TERE KAMI"...<br /><br />Phir yaad k jhoonkey mehak gaye,<br />Phir pagal arman behek gaye,<br />Phir jannat se lagi hai zameen,<br />Phir dil ne kaha hai "TERE KAMI"...<br /><br />Phir guzre lamhoon ki baatien,<br />Phir jage jage se raatien,<br />Phir theher gai palkoon pe nami,<br />Phir dil ne kaha hai "TERE KAMI"...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />"TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO"<br /><br />meri raatien tere yadoon se saji rehte hien...<br />meri saansien tere khushbu mien basi rehte hien...<br />mere aankhoon mien tera sapna saja rehta hai...<br />haan mere dil mien tera aks basa rehta hai...<br />is tarha mere dil k bohat pass ho tum...<br />jis tarha pass he shahrug k Khuda rehta hai...<br /><br />TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO K NA HO...<br /><br />mere aangan mien lagay phool gavahi dien ge...<br />main ne arse se kise phool ko dekha bhi nahi...<br />tujh ko soocha hai to phir tujh ko he soocha hai faqat...<br />tere siva kise aur ko soocha bhi nahi...<br /><br />TUM KO MALUM BHI YE KABHI HO YA NA HO...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Rukhsat howa to baat mere maan ker gaya...<br />Jo kuch us k pass tha mujhe daan ker gaya...<br />Bichra kuch is ada se k rut he badal gai...<br />Ek shaks saray sheher ko veeran ker gaya...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Mat dekh k koi shaks gunehgaar hai kitna..<br />Ye dekh k tere saath wafadaar hai kitna..<br /><br />Ye mut sooch k usy kuch logoon se nafraat bhi hai...<br />Ye sooch k usse tujh se pyaar hai kitna....<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Sham k ujaloon per...<br />Aapne naram haathoon se...<br />Koi baat achi se...<br />Koi khawab sacha sa...<br />koi bolti khushbu...<br />Koi soochta lamha...<br /><br />Jab bhi likhna chahoo ge...<br />Soch k darichoon se ,<br />yaad k hawaloon se ,<br />Mera naam chupke se tum ko yaad aaye ge...<br /><br />Haath kaanp jaien ge ,<br />Sham theher jaye ge ,<br /><br />MERI YAAD AAYE GE<br />MERI YAAD AAYE GE......<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Tujhe uddas bhi kerna tha khud bhi rona tha...<br />Ye haadsa bhi mere jaan kabhi to hona tha...<br /><br />Wo mujh ko toor k phir joorta raha akser...<br />Main us k waste jaise koi khilona tha...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Ajeeb banda hoon khud ko jalana chahata hoon...<br />Main khud ko rakh ker kahien bhool jana chahata hoon...<br /><br />Jo mujh se rooth chuki hien zamane ki khushiyaan...<br />Main bhi aab us khushi se rooth jana chahata hoon...<br /><br />*************************************************<br /><br />Wo hum ko pather aur khud ko phool keh ker muskuraya kerte hien...<br />Unhe kya pata pathar hi rehta hai phool he murjhaya kerte hien...<br /><br />*************************************************<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-4639540158249665290?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-30982343486851854702008-11-02T14:54:00.000-08:002009-04-03T08:26:57.609-07:00<p>Good Night</p> <p>Sleep Tight</p> <p>Sweet Dreams</p> <p>For what u r pressing button? that’s all</p> <p>Lorie bhi sunau kya?</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>X’cuse me,<br />Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho<br />aur sms parh rahe ho to<br />“Good Night”</p> <p>Aur agar aap so gaye ho<br />aur sms subah parho gay to phir<br />“Good Morning”</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey<br />wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,</p> <p>Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay<br />sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.</p> <p>**********************************************<br /></p><p>Ja Mere Sms ja…<br />Mere sweet dost ke paas ja..<br />Dhere se jana shor maat machana.<br />BusY hoo to kuch maat kehna..<br />Free hooGa to PyaaR se<br />GooD NighT kehNa..</p><p><br />**********************************************</p> <p>Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,&amp; Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U….Good Night…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Em Sending</p> <p>A Pillow Of Happy</p> <p>Thoughts To Create</p> <p>Wonderful Dreams</p> <p>A Blanket Of Care</p> <p>To Keep You Blessed In Lyf</p> <p>N</p> <p>A Prayer</p> <p>To Protect You Alwayz</p> <p>Gud Night …:-></p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site… No matter how tuf d world may seem, But…. U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight……</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Despite the Old saying ‘Don’t Take Your Troubless &amp;<br />Worries To Bed’ Most of the People still sleep with their<br />wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.<br />Happy journey into the world of dreams..<br />GOOD NIGHT !</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>When a Msg is sent from Distance…<br />U cannot c the faces,<br />U cannot c the smiles,<br />But U can sense the care that<br />truly comes from the heart…</p> <p>Good night!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:</p> <p>1st-MiSS Me</p> <p>2nd-ThInk oF Me</p> <p>3rd-HuG Me</p> <p>4th-LoVE mE.</p> <p>TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &amp;</p> <p>ClOSe Ur EyeS.</p> <p>Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!</p> <p>Gd NiTe!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,<br />Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,</p> <p>ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,<br />Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />“AMMI BHOOT”</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Longest love is Mother’s love,<br />Shortest love is others love,<br />Sweetest love is Lover’s love,<br />BUT Strongest love is friends love.<br />Like u and me.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,<br />Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,<br />Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,<br />Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,<br />Goodnight</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>()”"”() WAIT…<br />( “o” ) Dont<br />(,><.) Sleep let me pray ()”"”() ( -o-) ( ,(”)), Dear GoD, plz. let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!! <img class="wp-smiley" src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" mce_src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";-)" /></p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>I wish I was your blanket,<br />I wish I was your bed,<br />I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,<br />I want to be around you,<br />I want to hold you tight,<br />and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Zindagi me kamyabi ki<br />MANZIL k liye<br />KHWAB zaruri hai !!<br />Aur khwab dekhne k liye<br />NEEND !!<br />To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi<br />chadho !! Aur …..<br />SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>In our life time 6 things can come at any time:<br />1.love<br />2.friendship<br />3.money<br />4.death<br />5.illness<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Dost dosti da maan rakhi, dimaag ch nahi meri dil ch pehchan rakhi. Main v mangdi haan dua iko rab kolo, mere dost nu har dukh ton anjaann rakhi…</p> <p>Good night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne….. So just go to sleep and see what I have chosen for U… Gud Night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,<br />tujse apni jaan mangta hun,</p> <p>tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem<br />ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>A lovely star dropped on earth one night.<br />Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?<br />I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>dunya me rehkar sapno me kho jao ….kise ko apna bnao ya kise k ho jao…agar kuch b nae ata to….. “takia”lo or sojao..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>we’ve been thru a path so dark,<br />but we stil gotten dat special spark,<br />now we noe dat we can neva go rong,<br />my luv fer u wil neva b gone.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Black Sky With</p> <p>Solo Moon With</p> <p>Millions Of Stars</p> <p>Brings U A</p> <p>Silent Hours</p> <p>2take A Nice Rest..</p> <p>Enjoy D Whole Night..</p> <p>Gud Ni8</p> <p>Sweet Dreams</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,</p> <p>Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,</p> <p>hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,</p> <p>dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!</p> <p>Good Morning!</p> <p>One evening i will come 2 ur room<br />lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed<br />I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face<br />And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!!</p> <p>**********************************************<br /><br />Chill Msg For A Cool Person,<br />From A Chill Person,<br />For A Cool Reason,<br />At A Chill Time,<br />On The Cool Night,<br />In A Chill Mood To Say,<br />Good Nite!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>. ‘ 12 ‘ .<br />9 !/ 3<br />‘ . 6 . ‘</p> <p>. ‘ 12 ‘ .<br />9 !_ 3<br />‘ . 6 . ‘</p> <p>. ‘ 12 ‘ .<br />9 _! 3<br />‘ . 6 . ‘<br />still awake?<br />Time to sleep,<br />GOOD NITE<br />+<br />SLEEP TIGHT<br />+<br />SWEET DREAMZ!!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Count How Many Starz r In this SMS…</p> <p>*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*<br />*</p> <p>Amazing!<br />Pehli bar CHAND ko Sitarey Gintey Dekha hai</p> <p>or ab<br />Muskuratey hoey b…</p> <p>**********************************************<br />A day is going to end again.<br />It is nice to have a friend like U making my<br />everyday seems to great.<br />Thank you my good friend.<br />Lastly good nite n sweet dreams…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Nud gight!<br />Lest of buck,<br />Bay mod yless goy,<br />Dweet sream,<br />cake tare</p> <p>?<br />?</p> <p>yorry saar neend me<br />hu na sisliye ipelling<br />histake mo hahi rai<br />MON’T DIND<br />Nud gight.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,<br />Calling ur nice Name so softly,<br />Throwing flowers on U<br />And saying Good Night &amp; Sweet Dreams.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night<br />4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night<br />4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night<br />4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night<br />4 A Good Frnd “Good Night”</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,<br />EK KABOOTAR ITNA URA,<br />ITNA URA,ITNA URA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, I<br />TNA URA, ITNA URA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA ,<br />AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.<br />GOOD NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>G. Go 2 Bed<br />O. Off d Lights<br />O. Out O Tension<br />D. Dreams Come</p> <p>N. Nice Sleep<br />I. Ignore Worries<br />G. Get Up Early<br />H. Have A Nice Day<br />T. Thank God Always</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Welcome 2<br />Radio Bed FM<br />Dis Is Dj Bedsheet<br />Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow<br />4 Nw I’l Play U A Song<br />Intilted<br />SleepTyt Dozn Ov<br />Swit Drimz 4m d Album<br />Gudnite<br />Njoy d Song</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>mithi mithi yaado ko palko mein saja lena,unchhuye lamhon ko dil mein basa lena,nazar na aau haqikat mein agar to muskara kar mujhe sapno mein bula lena……Good Night…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of<br />1. Arrogant<br />2. Sweet<br />3. Egoistic<br />4. Lively<br />5. Playful<br />6. smart<br />7. Honest<br />8. Shy<br />9. Confident<br />10.Hyper<br />Be Honest while you reply. Good Night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>One ( ‘ “”()</p> <p>good ((”)’ )</p> <p>nite ( / “(,,)</p> <p>Kiss for you….</p> <p>* * ( ‘ “”() Bye</p> <p>* (”( ‘o’, ) bye</p> <p>* (”)(”)(,,) * *</p> <p>Sweet Dreams !</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>New Concept of Life</p> <p>Morning = MANDIR</p> <p>Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A</p> <p>Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,<br />but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,<br />Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Dont ever give up when you are down..<br />it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..<br />just remember that each time u fall ..<br />i’ll nvr let u reach d ground..<br />trust me..i’ll always be around.<br />gudnite..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Dream Of Star,Dream Of Palace,</p> <p>Dream Of Person,</p> <p>Dream Of A Face,</p> <p>Dream Of Sea,</p> <p>BUT When U Dream Of Friend</p> <p>DREAM OF ME ONLY…</p> <p>Good Night Dear..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B’coz when u give sum1 ur time.<br />You’re givin them a portion of life that U never get back.<br />Good Night Friend</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,<br />Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,<br />From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS<br />Have a wonderful dream tonight?<br />GOOD NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care… ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow… juz want 2 let you know that i whispered gudnyt ..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,<br />AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,<br />AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,<br />HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,</p> <p>ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud</p> <p>night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.<br />Face is a book, try 2 read it.<br />Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &amp;<br />Friendship is like a mirror never break it!</p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p>No matter</p> <p>If the sky is black or blue</p> <p>No matter</p> <p>If there are stars or moon</p> <p>As long as ur heart is true</p> <p>Sweet dreams will always be wit u.</p> <p>Gd Nite!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline,<br />All passengers on bed, hug ur pillows<br />As the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.<br />Enjoy ur time GOOD’NITE!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>TTENTION PLEASE!!</p> <p>Passengers In The Sweet Dreams,</p> <p>Are Requested To Please Open Their Eyes..</p> <p>The Flight Of Night Has Been Landed,</p> <p>In To A Sweet Day.. !! :-</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Hi Had Ur Dinner?<br />Den Go 2 Bed Fast<br />Because Something Is Waiting 4 U<br />Do U Know What Is That..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Sweet Dreamz</p> <p>Gud Nite!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,</p> <p>YOU Are CHANDA And I Am A STAR,</p> <p>Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,</p> <p>So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…</p> <p>Gud Nite.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Our Life Begins With Our Cry…</p> <p>Our Life Ends With Others’ Cry…</p> <p>Utilize This Gap &amp; Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!</p> <p>Keep :-)Ing Always!</p> <p>Good Night (:</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I can t sleep without saying Good Night…..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Hai moon! Dim ur light Hello wind! breeze soft Hai flower! blossom slowly Hello earth! spin gently B”coz my friend is going to sleep. Good night.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Night is the essence of pride, for i”"ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how much she is missed.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I”m walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I”ll just leave my message 4u”GOOD NIGHT &amp; SWEET DREAMS”..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it……</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>SOTE HUE KO JAGAYEN HUM</p> <p>APKI NIND KO URAAYEN HUM</p> <p>IS TIME SMS KAR K APKO SATAYEN HUM</p> <p>PHIR APKO GUSSA AYE OR GUSSA DILA KAR</p> <p>ARAAM SE SO JAYEN HUM_GOOD_NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHUWAB zarori hai<br />Or khuwab dekhne k liye NEEND!<br />Tu apni MANZIL ki pehli siri charho!<br />Aur. . . . ,<br />So Jao<br />“GOOD NIGHT”.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Ja sms ja,</p> <p>mere sweet dost ke pass ja,</p> <p>dhire se jana shor na machana,</p> <p>busy ho to kuch mat kehna,</p> <p>free hoga to miss U kehna! Gudnite.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>GOOD NIGHT…<br />Have a<br />“salt Dreamz…”<br />Bcoz daily sweet is not<br />Good for U”r health,take care….</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Namaskar.<br />This is</p> <p>ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION</p> <p>Mid night service.</p> <p>Our aim</p> <p>is to</p> <p>disturb</p> <p>the sleep of</p> <p>others.</p> <p>Thank u..</p> <p>GOOD NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Sorry Yar</p> <p>I Wanted To Greet U Good Morning</p> <p>But Walked Too Slow So</p> <p>Good Night &amp;</p> <p>Sweet Dreems</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>txt msg: hello<br />ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb<br />txt msg: may i vibrate u?<br />ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead<br />txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam<br />ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u<br />txt msg: ur madam”s lover boy</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Ae chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,</p> <p>bistar se inko neeche utaaro.</p> <p>karo inke saath ab tum fight,</p> <p>kyunki ye so rahe the bina kahe GOOD NIGHT!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>whats life? wat u make it to b.</p> <p>wats happiness? wat ur heart sees.</p> <p>wats love? precious if true.</p> <p>wats friendship? nothing without u.</p> <p>good nite.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,<br />Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,<br />Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,<br />Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…<br />Good Night ..!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning &amp; breeze is singing… B coz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night…!!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Beautiful Nite</p> <p>Nice Breeze</p> <p>Calm Atmosphere</p> <p>All R Going 2 Sleep</p> <p>Bt U R</p> <p>Reading My Sms!<br />So Sweet.!<br />Go 2 Sleep. Hav Sweet Dreams</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Good night my very special friend,<br />I pray you lay in rest,<br />And may tomorrow bring you<br />Much love and happiness.<br />Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart<br />Good Night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>AThis AIsa a AWaya<br />AToa ATella AUa AGuda<br />ANighta AIna A ANewa<br />AStylea</p> <p>Confused …</p> <p>Can’t Understand</p> <p>Erase 1st n last Letter<br />Of Each Word … ;-></p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Remember that each time u fall ..<br />I”ll nvr let u reach the ground..<br />Trust me..il always be around.gudnight</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care .<br />good nite</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. gud night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Aye shona u are you ready to party tonite,with angels &amp; gods love which gives heavenly lite.sleep my baby, sleep tight as ur love wishes you a beautiful goodnite.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Don’t see a friend like a flower, bcoz a flower dies in hour…</p> <p>See a friend like a RIVER, bcoz a river flows forever.. gudnite</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Good night my very special friend,<br />I pray you lay in rest,<br />And may tomorrow bring you<br />Much love and happiness.<br />Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart<br />Good Night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,<br />and day is longer than night for those who make their<br />DREAMS COME TRUE….<br />Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>My Day May Be Hectic.</p> <p>My Schedule May Be Tight.</p> <p>But I Would Never Let The Day End</p> <p>Without Saying</p> <p>Good Night.</p> <p>Sweet Dreams!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Art of living:<br />First of all,dont make friends.<br />if made,dont go close to them.<br />if gone,dont like them.<br />if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.<br />Good Night, sweet dreams…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>World Is Full Of Willing People…..</p> <p>Some Willing To Work…</p> <p>And Others,</p> <p>Like Me..<br />Willing To Let Them Work!!! (O_O)</p> <p>Gud Ni8<br />Sweet Dreams</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>“do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! “good night”.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>10 Msgs 4u 1 Hi 2 Hello 3 I miss U 4 HrU? 5 Hope Ur fine 6 Keep smiling 7 Take care 8 God Bles U 9 B happy 10 Chalo daso msg ka reply do GOOD NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Go 2 window,<br />look outside.<br />someone is waiting for ur smile. ..<br />Found?<br />Yes, “The Moon“.<br />I‘ve sent the moon to say u good night and sweet dreams.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged ???</p> <p>B’coz “A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost’… !!! <img class="wp-smiley" src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" mce_src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=")" /> ……</p> <p>Gud nite…….</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>When my arms cant reach people</p> <p>who r close to my heart,<br />I always hug them with my prayers.</p> <p>May God grant u<br />what ur heart desires n keep u happy..<br />Good Night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>do not think of me…i m in ur eyes…in ur mind…in ur heart…in ur soul…everywhere…ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying..” i miss u”..Good Night..</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Smile Is Da Jam On Da Toast Of Life<br />It Adds Flavor<br />Keeps It Frm Being Too Dry<br />&amp; Makes It Easier 2 Solve Life’s Problems.</p> <p>Keep :-)Ing<br />&amp;<br />Enjoy Life…</p> <p>GUD NITE</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Money can buy a house not home,<br />A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,<br />Money is dirty, it only cause pain &amp; suffering.<br />SEND me all UR MONEY &amp; BE HAPPY. Good Night.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Never Try Alone To Take The Weight Of Tear That Comes Out Of Ur Heart &amp; Falls Through Ur Eyes</p> <p>ALWAYS REMEMBER<br />A<br />FRIEND<br />IS<br />HERE<br />TO<br />SHäRE … !</p> <p>Gud Night … (:</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>You are my sunshine. and i miss you at night. will you be my moon? goodnight</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>sending u 1000 smiles.<br />take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.<br />pick out 1 every time u think of me,<br />because i want 2 see u smiling always</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>darkness is every ware.<br />the birds r back there home.<br />road are quite<br />every body is sleeping.but i m not<br />u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.</p> <p>Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.</p> <p>Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!</p> <p>Gudnite! <img class="wp-smiley" src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" mce_src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";-)" /></p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>When an angel came to me,<br />he asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”<br />I said “Please take care of the<br />person who’s reading this message.”<br />Good night!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>The recipe of friendship:<br />1 cup of sharing.<br />2 cups of caring.<br />3 cups of forgiveness &amp; hugs.</p> <p>Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>;”;<br />;/ (”v”)”; /”;”/<br />/;./ “v” ‘./ %./<br />is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,<br />Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!<br />Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,<br />K liye jaag rahe hain,<br />warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Take it Light G,<br />Miss Me Slight G,<br />Never Do Fight G,<br />Have Fun Might G,<br />Eat Good Diet G,<br />Try Flying a Kite G,<br />Be Alwayz Happy Right G,<br />&amp; G0o0d Night G,</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile &amp; seem carefree, there’s no one who miss U more than me.<br />Good Night &amp; Sweet Dream.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>If YoU cRy BeCaUsE tHe SuN</p> <p>HaS gOnE oUt Of YoUr LiFe</p> <p>YoUr TeArZ wIlL pReVeNt YoU</p> <p>FrOm SeEiNg tHe StArZ …</p> <p>GuD nItE<br />n<br />ShWeEeT dReAmZzZ … (=</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,<br />HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,<br />KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,<br />MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Chand ka bed,<br />Taron ki Razai<br />aur phoolon ka takia!!!<br />nice na!!????<br />now come back to earth &amp;<br />SLEEP on ur “MUNJI”Good Nite</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Read digits in punjabi,</p> <p>salam!</p> <p>hor 10</p> <p>ki hal ay 13</p> <p>ok g ijazat 2</p> <p>32 bujhao,,,te</p> <p>100 jao.</p> <p>GOOD NIGHT.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Let the most beautiful<br />dream come to u tonight,</p> <p>Let the sweetest person<br />come in ur dream tonight….</p> <p>But dont make it a habit<br />bcoz I m not free every night.</p> <p>Goodnight</p> <p>**********************************************</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-3098234348685185470?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-25136115977353976792008-10-30T01:10:00.000-07:002009-04-04T00:17:55.484-07:00<div class="snap_preview"><div class="post-body entry-content"> Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.<br />Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.<br /><br />*****************************************<br /><p>Medical Shayari<br />When you breathe, you respire!<br />Wah Wah!<br />When you breathe, you respire!<br />Wah Wah!</p> <p>When you don’t breathe, you expire!<br />Wah Wah, kya baat hai!</p> <p>********************************************</p><p>Dil badal na dena sim ki terha<br />Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha<br />Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha<br />Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh</p> <p>********************************************<br /></p><p>Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.</p> <p>********************************************<br /></p><p>Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?<br />Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!<br />*********************************************</p> <p>Attitude of girls:</p> <p>When a boy sends dirty sms<br />she laughs for 10 minutes,<br />forward dat to her friends n<br />then replies the boy.<br />“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;-></p> <p>***********************************************</p> <p>pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.<br />tum q nahi aye.</p> <p>2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi<br />1st pathan: me ne likha tha</p> <p>k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)</p> <p>**********************************************</p><a title="Mazahiya Shayari" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/mazahiya-shayari/" target="_blank"></a><p>Kajol Aur Usama</p> <p>Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi</p> <p>Osama: Hows Life?<br />Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum</p> <p>Kajol: And Urs?<br />Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai<br />To Kya Hota Hai?<br />.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>.</p> <p>Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo</p> <p>Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai<br />Aur Kya?</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Friends I’m Collecting<br />Quaid’s Photos<br />Give Ur Contribution<br />2 My Collection.<br />A Small Condition Is<br />It Must Be On<br />500 Or 1000 Rupees Note</p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p>1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya<br />dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi<br />admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye<br />2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Ek Larka Ek Larki<br />Aha Aha</p> <p>Adhi Raat Ko<br />Oho Oho</p> <p>Jungle Main<br />Wah Wah</p> <p>Jhari K Peichay<br />Ouii</p> <p>Sab Say Chup K<br />UFF</p> <p>DABA DABA K<br />Aha Aha</p> <p>Mango Kah Rahey They<br />Hahahahhah</p> <p>*****************************************</p></div> <div class="post-body entry-content">Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay<br />ghari dein tu suit mang lena.<br />Scooter dein tu car mang lena,<br />dokan dien tu ghar <p>beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?</p> <p>*****************************************</p> <p>He said… Do u love me just coz<br />my father left me a fortune?<br />She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter<br />who left you the money!</p> <p>****************************************</p> <p>Define a True Music Lover?</p> <p>A Girl singing in a Bathroom<br />While Taking Bath<br />and a Boy Near the Keyhole<br />is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.</p> <p>***************************************</p> <p>You are a DOG…<br />D = Darling<br />O = Of<br />G = Girls<br />Now u r smiling na?<br />Am i right??<br />Tu sach mein kutta hai</p> <p>****************************************</p> <p>Teacher says to student, In Algebra<br />A=B<br />&amp;<br />B=C.<br />It means A=C.</p> <p>Now give relevant example.<br />Student: Sir, I love you &amp; You love your daughter,<br />It means that I love your daughter.</p> <p>*******************************************<br />Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..</p><p>Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina…..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Wife:What is 10 years with me?<br />Husband:A second.</p> <p>Wife:What is $1000 for me?<br />Husband:A coin.</p> <p>Wife: Ok give me a coin.<br />Husband:Wait a second</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain</p> <p>******************************************</p></div> <div class="post-body entry-content">risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai<br /></div> <p> ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai<br />khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab<br />hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?<br />Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.<br /></p><p>Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.</p> <p>********************************************</p> <p>Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha<br />Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey</p> <p>********************************************</p> <p>Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.<br /></p><p>Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai<br />********************************************</p> <p>Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?<br />Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?<br />Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.</p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p>Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”!<br /></p><p>Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”.</p> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-2513611597735397679?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-8176963679069172152008-10-30T01:08:00.000-07:002008-10-30T01:10:04.346-07:00<div class="snap_preview"><div class="snap_preview"> <p>Successful &amp; Failure student<br />Behind every successful student,<br />there is one Girlfriend<br />But what about a failed student..??<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?</p> <p>A Beautiful Teacher.</p> <p>*************************************</p> <p>Teacher: You must never begin<br />Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,<br />we donot use “is’” with “I”<br />Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”</p> <p>**************************************<br />Son: Me School nahi jaaunga<br />Mom: kyu?<br />Son: Naukri krunga<br />Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?<br />Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p</p> <p>***************************************<br /><a title="Birthday SMS" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/birthday-sms/">Birthday SMS</a><br />Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.<br />Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay<br />Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge<br />Bachey: nahi Karenge<br />Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.<br />Bachey: Nahi kasenge.<br />Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.<br />Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.</p> <p>*****************************************</p> <p>Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai<br />Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?<br />Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par<br />Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!</p> <p>******************************************<br />Teacher : What is your caste ?<br />Teacher : What is your caste ?<br />Student : Pehle hum Singh they,<br />Fir Rajput hue,<br />Fir Sharma ho gaye,<br />Abhi hai Darzi….<br />Aaage Mummy ki marzi</p> <p>*****************************************<br />Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy<br />Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?<br />Gal:Nai<br />Boy:Kalle na plz<br />Gal:nai mai nai kalungi<br />Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz<br />*******************************************<br /><br />SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To</p> <p>1 Time 100rs Fine</p> <p>2 Time 200</p> <p>3 Time 500</p> <p>Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>test<br />Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done &amp; Catches(new) Boy Again<br />********************************************</p> <p>What r the people of Turkey called?<br />Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.</p> <p>********************************************</p> <p>Do u know diffrent between coffee shop &amp; wine<br />shop..?<br />Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of<br />love..<br />&amp; Wine shop is end point of love G.Af</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy<br />U,<br />but to help U realise ur hidden potential and<br />Power,<br />Let Difficulties know that U too are<br />DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK IVE))</p> <p>*******************************************<a title="Valentine Day SMS" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/valentine-day-sms/"><br /></a></p> <p>Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch<br />the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks<br />in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own<br />rules….</p> <p>*******************************************</p> <p>Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay</p> <p>Student: Sir, Murgi jitni<br />Teacher: wo kaise?<br />Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar</p> <p>*********************************************<br />Teacher: Why are you late?<br />Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.<br />Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees<br />Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees</p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p>School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,<br />teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?<br />bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?</p> <p>********************************************</p> <p>Ek Student Dusre Se:<br />Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai</p> <p>2nd Student:<br />To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .</p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p>College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.</p> <p>*********************************************<br /><a title="Adult SMS Jokes" href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/adult-sms-jokes/">Adult SMS Jokes</a><br />Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a<br />collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us<br />to success…</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p>Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega… kuch lamho me exaam<br />aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya<br />Munna Bhai karwayega.</p> <p>***********************************************</p> <p>papers ki roti notes ka achar<br />tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar<br />teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar<br />so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.<br />Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.</p> <p>***********************************************</p> <p>har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne<br />paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log<br />kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai</p> <p>***********************************************</p> <p>Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,<br />Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,<br />Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,<br />Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,<br />Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna</p> <p>************************************************<br />5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:</p> <p>1)<br />unneccesary talk on phone is called ‘course<br />discussion’<br />2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se<br />pakka<br />3) u’v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d<br />xam<br />4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur<br />frnds<br />5) on each point u smile,coz its true</p> <p>***********************************************</p> <p>Boy got a 0 in EXAM.</p> <p>His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???</p> <p>Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will<br />give u a sound<br />advice</p> <p>99% sound and 1%<br />advice</p> <p>*************************************************</p> <p>TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.<br />What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister &amp; Elder Sister?<br />Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM &amp; MAXIMUM</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>Burraaah……</p> <p>Sara syllabus padh liya…</p> <p>Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>Human brain is the most outstanding object<br />in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.<br />Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!<br />Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>EXam’s song by Munna bhai:<br />“Chanda Mama so Gaye,<br />Student sarey jage.<br />Dekho pakdo yaron,<br />Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.<br />Ek pariksha khatam,to duji<br />shuru ho gayi MAAMU.</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>A student grabbed a coin,</p> <p>Flipped it in the air &amp; said,<br />“Head, I go to sleep.”</p> <p>Tail, I watch a movie.</p> <p>If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p</p> <p>************************************************</p> <p>TEACHERS:<br />Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay<br />STUDENT:<br />Rehne Do Teacher,<br />Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti</p> <p>*************************************************</p></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-817696367906917215?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-62706022320304385992008-10-30T00:05:00.000-07:002008-10-30T00:21:03.840-07:00START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I<br />TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT<br />MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.<br /><br />============================================<br /><br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/">Funny sms</a><br /><br />Pray to Allah Almighty,<br />And show some faith n dignity,<br />Quran be at your side,<br />Islam giving you a pride,<br />Sunnah be a light for you,<br />That will glow and let you do,<br />All the acts to make you feel,<br />Nothing but this land is real.<br /><br />=============================================<br /><br />If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.<br />If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE<br />is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN<br />HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />When earthly help s no avail,<br />When earthly help s no avail,<br />There s 1 friend who will never fail.<br />Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,<br />For nobody knows the power of prayer.<br />*Have a worry free day*<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Namaz sa mut kaho,mujha kaam hai, bulka kaam sa kaho,mujha namaz pardni hai,<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Mustafa Jan E Rehmat per lakhon salam.<br />Shama E Bazm E hadayt per lakhon salam.<br />Noor ke chasme lehrae, darya bane<br />Ungleon ke karamt per lakhon Salam<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,<br />Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,<br />Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,<br />Search for love and you shall find God,<br />Search fo r God and you shall have them all!<br /><br />================================================<br /><br /><br /><br />Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de,<br />Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day,<br /><br />Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar,<br />Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de,<br /><br />Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil,<br />Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar dey,<br /><br />Aameen<br /><br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />Patience with others is Love<br />Patience with others is Love,<br />Patience with self is Hope,<br />Patience with God is Faith.<br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />My religion( Islam) consists<br />My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable<br />superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to<br />perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional<br />conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is<br />revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.<br /><br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />To live in a world<br />Full of love and peace<br />I am a Muslim<br />And Allah I praise<br />For all His blessings<br />Myvoice I raise<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD's hand will see God's hand in everthing. Worry ends where faith begins......GOD BLESS YOU<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost<br />Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed<br />&amp; Flight is always on time<br />Our good deeds will be our luggage<br />Islam will be our passport<br />Kalma will be our Visa<br />&amp;<br />Grave will be our waiting lounge,<br />May you travel 2 heaven in 1st Class.<br />Ameen!!<br />Remember me in your prayer.<br /><br />================================================<br /><br />in times of Difficulties dont ever say"Hey god i hav a big<br />problem"....instead say "Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD "and everyhing<br />will just be fine"....<br /><br />================================================<br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/islamic-sms/"><br />Islamic SmS</a><br /><br />ALLAH k khouf se<br />sirf 1 gunah chor dena<br />1 lakh tahajud/nafil<br />namaz se barh kar hai,<br /><br />Forward this message<br />so people should know<br />that ISLAM is so easy.<br /><br /><br />================================================<br /><br />GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our<br />LIFE &amp; then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So<br />make the best move before CHECKMATE....<br /><br />================================================<br /><br />“Muhammad”<br /><br />Kitna piyaara naam hai moo<br />Se pura nikalta nahi<br />Aur<br />Hont ek dosre ko 2 dafa<br />Chum laite hain.<br /><br />(try it)!<br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />The beautiful word is ALLAH,<br />The beautiful word is ALLAH,<br />Most beautiful song is AZAN,<br />Best exercise is NAMAZ,<br />World perfect book is QURAN,<br />And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Friend I have a special Iftar 4u<br />A Glass of Care<br />A Plate of Love<br />A Spoon of Peace<br />A Fork of Trust<br />And a Bowl of Prayers<br />Enjoy Your Iftar<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Ya Elahi rahm farma Mustafa (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ke waastay Ya RasoolAllah (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam karam kijiye ALLAH (Azzwajal kay waasitay Mushkilain hal kar shah-e-mushkil kusha ke waastay Kar balaain rad shaheed-e-karbala kay waasitay<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Benefit of Durood Shareef Whoever reads Durood Shareef ten times, ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty) sends one hundred mercies upon him. (At`targheeb wat`tarheeb, V2, P322)<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH<br />Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH<br />Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH<br />Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH<br />Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br /><br />Hazrat Muhammad (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam)<br /><br />================================================<br /><br />Agar rizq<br />aqal-o-danish se milta<br />tou jaanwar aur<br />bewaqoof zinda hii na<br />rehte …<br /><br />(Hazrat Ali r.a.)<br /><br />================================================<br /><br />Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,<br />No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am<br />safe for You are near.<br />ALLAH answers prayers in three ways:<br />He says Yes and gives you what you want.<br />He says No and gives you better.<br />He says Wait and gives you the<br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky.<br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />rules to b happy,<br />1) Never hate<br />2) Don't worry<br />3) Live simple<br />4) Expect a little<br />5) Give a lot<br />6) Always smile<br />7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.<br /><br />================================================<br /><br />ALLAH KI AZMAT DIL ME BITHAO WO TUMHE BAKSH DAIN GE<br /><br />=================================================<br /><br />Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh<br />Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna<br />Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh<br />Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna<br />Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh<br />Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna.<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya:<br />“INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay,<br />Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai,<br />To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai,<br />Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY,<br />Phir NAIK LOGON K,<br />phir in say kum DARJAY walon k.”<br />(Ibne_Majah,H:4023)<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br /><br /><br />Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho<br />wo nakam nahin hota,<br /><br />Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain<br />duniya walon se wabista hon.<br />…..Think….<br /><br /><br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Ae Allah!<br />Hai yeh dua,<br />Dil main mere ghar kar le,<br />tere siwa koi na ho,<br />Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,<br />Main hoon khata,<br />Khata hi khata,<br />Khali daman bhar de,<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Islam ki 5 Buniyade<br />1. Kalma e Tayyab - La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila<br />2. Namaz - 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai<br />3. Roza - har muslman par farz hai<br />4. Jakat - apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat<br />5. Hajj - Jiski janeki haisiyat hai<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Islamic SmS Messages Show mercy towards those who<br />"Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in<br />heaven will show mercy to you."<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />The worst thief among people<br />"The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer,<br />by not doing rukoo' and sujood properly."<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Ae Allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba ormot sai pehlai ki toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen)<br /><br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />Allah humma salli ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed. Allah hummabarik ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama barakta ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed.<br /><br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Dunia ki her fiza mai ujala rasool (SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) Ap ko be ho mubbarik Roza Rasool(SallAllah o Alehi Wassalam) ka kash ka hamei hazoor ka didar ho jay or Allah (Azzwajal) Ke Mohabbat Naseeb ho jay Ameen<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,<br />Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,<br />Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months &amp; 14 days.<br />The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,<br />Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,<br />4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak<br />1)Masjid-ul-Haram<br />2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar<br />3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi<br />4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa<br /><br />==============================================<br /><br />The most grateful of people to Allah<br />"The most grateful of people to Allah are those who are most grateful<br />to other people."<br /><br />===============================================<br /><br />When ever ur in trouble. don't look arround just say this slowly, Allah i love u and i need u, come into my heart now and show me the right direction.<br /><br />===============================================<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-6270602232030438599?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-47006251402022014732008-10-28T13:36:00.000-07:002009-04-03T09:08:15.039-07:00<p>Man:<br />Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?</p> <p>Doc:<br />Yes 3 Mnths Normal<br />Next 3 Like Dog<br />Last 3 Like Wolf?</p> <p>Man:<br />How Does Wolf Do?</p> <p>Doc:<br />Sleep near the Hole &amp; Cry.<br />*************************************************</p><p>Nokri aur chhokri…….<br />.<br />Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.<br />Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD<br />sakte ho.<br />*************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> Husband- i m going out for 5 days..<br />wife- ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wiLl bE surprised. </span></p> <p>*************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold">Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.<br />mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.<br />a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi </span></p> <p>*********************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.<br />Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,<br />fir aisi( )hui,<br />ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu </span></p> <p>******************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.<br />Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.<br />Sardar: chup…jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to kya pent utarke khujata he.. </span></p> <p>**********************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?<br />jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi. </span></p> <p>*********************************************************</p><p><span class="bold"> Honeymoon couple in Paris.<br />Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.<br />Husband- Pehle hotel room. Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega. </span></p> <p>********************************************************</p> <p>Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..<br />Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra &amp; Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..<br />Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?<br />PATI: Ye mera munna tha<br />Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai…<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs<br />Sardar: ohhh &amp; I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket<br />*************************************************<br /><br />On First Night..<br />Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.<br />husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. “kya mehsus kar rahi ho?”<br />Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..<br />*************************************************</p> <p>1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano<br />Babu<br />Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai<br />1 khara Lu nd<br />Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai<br />1 khara Lu nd<br />Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai<br />1 khara Lu nd<br />Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai<br />1 khara Lu nd<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?<br />GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,<br />fir kamiz,<br />fir bra,<br />fir panty khile pe.<br />Sita: Fir?<br />Gta: fir mein b khile pe<br />*************************************************</p> <p>height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.</p> <p>wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..<br />Banta: Why?<br />Santa: I saw the label on her panties “OK TESTED - GULRAJ &amp; SONS”<br />*************************************************<br /><br />Frst 4 days of girls:<br />1. Love me ,Don’t t!ouch me.<br />2. Touch me ,Don’t kiss me.<br />3. Kiss me ,Don’t fu ck me.<br />4. Fu ck me ,Don’t forget me.<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Child:Mom<br />is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.<br />Mom:lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.<br />Child:Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti he<br />*************************************************</p> <p>1 bar 1 Buddi aurat mela dekhne Gai.<br />Mele me uske beg me koi bomb rakh gya.<br />1 aadmi bola bomb buddi bomb.<br />Buddi-bhai ab kaha ki bomb,<br />bo<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Arz hai</p> <p>Teri Yad Mai<br />Hame Dast Lag Gae</p> <p>thora ghor farmae</p> <p>teri yaad mai<br />hame dast laggae</p> <p>Ye bhi to anso hain</p> <p>bus raste badal gae.<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?</p> <p>Ans-<br />Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai<br />*************************************************</p> <p>girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain<br />ki waja se roti hai?</p> <p>pappu:kaan mai ched</p> <p>MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Custmer:My wife needs a Bra but I dont know d size.<br />Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate<br />Custmer:Oh I forgot she needs panties too<br />*************************************************</p> <p>1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di<br />“ladka paida karne ka tarika batao”</p> <p>RPLY aye</p> <p>Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do</p> <p>Himachali-Apple do</p> <p>Gujrati-1 moka hame do<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Wo ap ki kon c cheez he jiska istemal ap nhi dusre bahot karte he!</p> <p>Oye! tera nam yar…<br />tu g@nd samjha tha na<br />Chal koi bat nhi,hota he<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Wife-meri bra utaro</p> <p>Husband-ye le</p> <p>Wife-ab panty bhi utaro</p> <p>Husband-ye bhi le</p> <p>Wife- “khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne<br />*************************************************<br /><br />Muth maarne ne 10 fayede:<br />1-Self Reliance</p> <p>2-Time convenience</p> <p>3-Prevention of crime</p> <p>4-Mental choice of lady</p> <p>5-No risk of AIDS</p> <p>6-No special place required</p> <p>7-No wastage of cash</p> <p>8-Easy to perform</p> <p>9-No fear of early ejaculation</p> <p>10-Guaranted<br />*************************************************</p> <p>why are girls more successful in SHARE MARKET?</p> <p>bcoz they know</p> <p>NICHE MEIN LENA HAI</p> <p>OR UPAR MEIN DENA HAI<br />*************************************************</p> <p>1 boy doin sex with call girl<br />BOY- daily kitna kama leti ho?<br />CalGirl- 2000<br />BOY- Sach batao<br />CalGirl- Roji pe baithi hu, juth nahi bolungi<br />*************************************************</p> <p>Santa: me har ek ladki ka badi IZZAT se SANMAAN karta<br />hu..!<br />Banta: wo kaise ?<br />Santa: uske ane se pahle hi<br />CON DOM pahan le ta hu…!<br />*************************************************</p><p><span class="bold">16girls Swiming pool me naha rahi thi,achanak!<br />Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya!<br />Pucho Q?<br />Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal<br />Gilepan ki chhutti</span></p> <p>*********************************************</p> <p><span class="bold">Guy in lov wid Girl askd her 4 S.E.X.</span></p> <p>Girl:”Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai…”</p> <p>Boy: “Agar itni badi hai to rahene do.</p> <p>**********************************************</p> <p><span class="bold">girl-1 sasti c breazer dena<br />salesman-g 60 ki<br />Girl-or sast<br />g 30 ki<br />or sasti<br />g 20 ki<br />or sasti<br />chotu! in ko 2 botal k dakan or sutli de</span></p> <p>************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> A raand wearing jeans in a train, man saw her zip open says:<br />‘Madam, ur LIPS are opened…’<br />Woman: ‘Yeah, they want a cigarette…’! </span></p> <p>***************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.<br />police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?<br />nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha. </span></p> <p>****************************************************</p> <p><span class="bold"> Boy-dadaji kya padh rahe ho. Dadaji-beta itihas boy-yeh to sex ki kitab lagti hai.<br />dadaji : beta mere liye to sex itihas hi bankar rah gaya </span></p> <p>****************************************************</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-4700625140202201473?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-73740906103935725292008-10-25T13:49:00.000-07:002009-04-03T09:13:19.774-07:00<div class="entry"> <div class="snap_preview"><p>Ek Zardari mota taza tha,<br />Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.<br />Ding Dong.<br />Ding Dong.<br />Zardari ne beth k socha k,<br />Bibi ko dengy dhoka.<br />Bibi ko marengy goli,<br />Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.<br />Ding Dong.<br />Ding Dong.<br />Par Army bari siyani thi<br />Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.<br />Par army bech se nikal gai,<br />Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,<br />Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don<br />Ding Dong.<br />Ding Dong.<br />Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.</p> <p>==========================</p> <p>Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?</p> <p>American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.</p> <p>Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.</p> <p>Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.</p> <p>===========================</p> <p>Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..<br />Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….</p> <p>Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,<br />koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,<br />kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,<br />bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.</p> <p>===============================</p> <p>Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.<br />Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.<br />Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.<br />Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.</p> <p>===============================</p> <p>Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?<br />main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?<br />Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.</p> <p>Ha ha ha ha</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?</p> <p>Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.</p> <p>=============================</p> <p>2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.</p> <p>Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.<br />Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.<br />Kisi ne pucha.<br />“Kyon Maar Diya?”<br />Usne maayusi se jawab diya.<br />Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…</p> <p>Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!</p> <p>==============================</p> <p>Ba Adab</p> <p>Ba Mulahiza</p> <p>Hoshiyar</p> <p>Beghairat-e-Azam</p> <p>Badshah-e-Kanjaran</p> <p>Zaleel-ul-Mulk</p> <p>Shahenshah-e-Jooa</p> <p>Sardar-e-Haraami</p> <p>Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.</p> <p>==========================</p> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-7374090610393572529?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-57190024142316581242008-10-23T22:24:00.000-07:002008-10-23T22:27:14.170-07:00<div class="entry"> <div class="snap_preview"><p>Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi<br />Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi<br />Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai<br />Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>SAATH DIL KAY CHALAY DIL KO NAHENE ROKA HUM NAY<br />JONA APNA THA AUSAY TOOT KAY CHAHA HUM NAY<br />AIK DHOKAY MEIN KATI AUMAR HAMARI SARI<br />KYA BATAIN KAISAY KHOYA KISAY PAYA HUM NAY<br /><br />=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Dil Ko Manana Agar Hota Aaasaaan<br />Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan<br />Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main<br />Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>khoye rehte hain teri yaadon mei<br />hum to khud ko bhoolaye behte hain<br />naam likh de hai zindagi terey<br />tujh ko apna banayei behtei hain<br /><br />=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>chupai huai magroor ko chordo,<br />chordo shkway narazee ko,<br />tord do pinjra - urd kar dhundo,<br />apnay jeewan sathi ko.</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Sapna to bas sapna hai,<br />Sapno mein keya jeena,<br />Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,<br />Is jeevan ko jeena.</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Apple kat ta hoon knife se,<br />Paani peeta hoon pipe se,<br />Kya zamana aaa gaya,<br />Joote khata hoon wife se</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon<br />main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon…..!!</p><p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<br /></p> <p><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/getwell-soon-sms/">GetWell Soon SmS</a></p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>when i look in to your eyes:)i think somethink that money cant buy <img class="wp-smiley" src="http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt="(" /><br />tum laakh chupaoo chere se ahsaas humary chahat ka,dil jaab bhi tumhara dharakta hai awaaz yahaan tak aaty hai (lakin afsoos k hum dono chup hian )<br />=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Zama badlay sama badlay mausam ki fizaa badlay<br />Agar may badloo tujhe se tu mujhe se mera khuda badlay</p> <p>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p>Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do<br />Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain</p> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-5719002414231658124?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-15617750761388074872008-10-23T21:52:00.000-07:002009-04-03T09:29:34.071-07:00<p><span>Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,<br />Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,<br />Jab tak zindagi hai,<br />dua hai hamari<br />"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe"<br />Happy Diwali</span></p> <p>-------------------------------</p> <p><span>Aai Aai Diwali Aai,<br />Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,<br />Dhoom machao, mauz manao,<br />Aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.<br />Happy Diwali</span></p> <p>-------------------------------</p> <p><span>Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye<br />LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,<br />sukh sampati mile aapko apar,<br />Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.<br />HAPPY DIWALI</span></p> <p>-------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,<br />sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,<br />Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"<br />Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja ha</span></p> <p>-------------------------------------</p> <p></p><p><span>Aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho,<br />maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho<br />har dil par aapka raj ho, unnati ka sar par taj ho<br />ghar me shanti ka vas ho<br />* HAPPY DIWALI *</span></p> <p>-------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,<br />Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,<br />Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur<br />apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.<br />* Happy Diwali *</span></p> <p>-------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,<br />Dukhon ka naas karen.<br />Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.<br />Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.<br />Happy diwali</span></p> <p>--------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Khushian ho overflow,<br />masti kabhi na ho low,<br />dosti ka surur chaya rahe,<br />dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,<br />aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR</span></p> <p>--------------------------------------</p> <p><span>With gleam of Diyas<br />And the Echo of the Chants<br />May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life<br />Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!</span></p> <p>---------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,<br />Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,<br />Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…<br />Happy 2008 Diwali</span></p> <p>---------------------------------------</p> <p>Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,</p> <p><span>deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,<br />chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,<br />Sabko Bhaye…<br />“Happy Diwali”</span></p> <p>---------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Diwali aai, khushiya laye<br />Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,<br />Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye.<br />Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke<br />Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.</span></p> <p>“Happy Diwali”</p> <p>---------------------------------------</p><p><span>Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,<br />Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai,<br />Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai,<br />Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai.<br />Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai.<br />Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai, bas aane ka intezaar hai<br />Aa jaaye toh paalo isse,<br />Phir naa kehnaa agle saal kaa intezaar hai</span></p> <p>-----------------------------------------</p> <p><span>Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.<br />Vidya mile Saraswati se.<br />Daulat mile Laxmi se.<br />Khushiya mile Rab se.<br />Pyaar mile Sab se.<br />Yahi duwa hai is dil se.</span></p> <p>“HAPPY DIWALI”</p> <p>------------------------------------------</p> <p><span>May the joy, cheer,<br />Mirth and merriment<br />Of this divine festival<br />Surround you forever.<br />May the happiness,<br />That this season brings<br />Brighten your life<br />And, hope the year<br />Brings you luck and<br />Fulfills all your dearest dreams!<br />Happy dewali…..</span></p> <p>------------------------------------------</p> <p><span>May the beauty<br />Of deepavali season<br />Fill your home with<br />Happiness,<br />And may the coming year<br />Provide you with all<br />That bring you joy!</span></p> <p>-----------------------------------------</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-1561775076138807487?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-65273781517540811862008-10-23T14:42:00.000-07:002008-10-23T14:59:16.640-07:00<span>Tip Tip barse pani....<br />Tip Tip barse pani.....<br />Tip Tip barse pani....<br /><br />To kya Chaye barase gi?<br /><br />--------------------------<br /><br /><br /></span><span>Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad. "Happy MoonSoon"<br /><br />---------------------------<br /></span><span><br />Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?<br />Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai,<br />Aur barish main to,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Sab he Mendak khush hotay hain.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br /><br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/">FunnySmS<br /></a></span><span><br />--------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,<br />aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,<br /><br />Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,<br />bari dair say dil mein thehray hain.<br /><br />--------------------------------------<br /></span><span><br />Aaj halki halki baarish hay,<br />aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,<br /><br />Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,<br />aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay.<br /><br />---------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>The rain makes all things beautiful,<br />The grass &amp; flowers 2,<br />If rain makes all things beautiful,<br />Why doesn't it rain on you?<br /><br />---------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>May you always have work for your hands to do.<br />May your pockets hold always a coin or two.<br />May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.<br />May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.<br />May the hand of a friend always be near you.<br />And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.<br /><br />----------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>May the road rise up to meet you,<br />May the wind be ever at your back,<br />May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields.<br />And until we meet again,<br />May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>Aaj halki halki Baarish hai,<br />Aur sard hawa ka Raqs bhi hai,<br />Aaj phool bhi Nikhray Nikhray hain,<br />Aur in main tumhara Aks bhi hai,<br />Aaj Badal kalay Gehray hain,<br />Aur Chand pe lakhon pehray hain,<br />Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon kay,<br />Bari dair se Dil main thehray hain,<br />Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho,<br />Aaj yaad bohat tum aatay ho.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------<br /><br /></span><span>Bohat dinon se thi aasmanon ki ye Sazish,<br />Aaj poori hui unki ye Khuahish,<br />Bheeg lo apnon ko yaad kar kay,<br />Mubarak ho aapko July ki Pehli Barish.<br />"Happy Rainy Day"<br /><br />---------------------------------------------<br /><br /><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/new-latest-sms/">New Latest SmS Jokes<br /></a></span><span><br />-----------------------------------<br /><br />Mausam hai Barish ka,<br />Aur yaad tumhari aati hai,<br />Barish kay her ik Qatray se,<br />Aawaz tumhari aati hai,<br />Badal jab garajta hai,<br />Dil ki dharkan barh jati hai,<br />Aur Dil ki her ik dharkan se,<br />Aawaz tumhari aati hai,<br />Jab taiz hawaen chalti hain,<br />To yaad tumhari aati hai,<br />Mausam hai Barish ka,<br />Aur yaad tumhari aati hai.<br /><br />-------------------------------------------<br /></span><span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-6527378151754081186?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-41522112088670481752008-10-22T09:09:00.000-07:002008-10-22T09:29:31.472-07:00<p>Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,<br />Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,<br />Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,<br />Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi……</p> <p>================================</p> <p>You’re like<br />my asthma, you take my breath away.<br />Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.<br />Like my car, you drive me crazy.<br />Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.</p> <p>=================================</p> <p>If 10 people care 4 u,<br />one of them is me,<br />if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,<br />if no 1 cares 4 u that means<br />i m not in this world.</p> <p>================================</p> <div class="entry"> <p>When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.<br />Hope we can be like that.<br />We dont always see each other,<br />but we will always be there for one another.</p></div> <p>================================</p> <p><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/">FunnySmS</a></p> <div class="entry"> <p>================================</p> <p>I have 3 parts of my heart,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1st 4 my Allah,<br />.<br />.<br />2nd 4 my Family,<br />.<br />3rd 4 myFriends.</p> <p>*</p> <p>*</p> <p>But no part 4 u,</p> <p>Becoz,</p> <p>U<br />R<br />My<br />Heart</p></div> <p>================================</p> <p>This is a moon which learns from you,<br />That is a sun which respects you,<br />There are stars which shine for you,<br />And here… It’s me who live for you.</p> <p>================================</p> <p>If I could have ,<br />I would wish to wake up everyday<br />To the sound of your breath on my neck,<br />The warmth of your lips on my cheek,<br />The touch of your fingers on my skin,<br />And the feel of your heart beating with mine…<br />Knowing that I could never find that feeling<br />With anyone other than you.</p> <p>================================</p> <div class="entry"> <p>A candle may melt<br />and it’s fire may die,<br />but the love you have<br />given me will always<br />stay as a flame in my heart.</p> <p>=================================</p> <p><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/diwali-sms-jokes/">Diwali SmS</a></p> <p>===============================</p> <div class="entry"> <p>Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,<br />Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,</p> <p>Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,<br />Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..</p> <p>================================</p> <div class="entry"> <p>How long will you be special to me?</p> <p>As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,<br />As long as angels are there up high,<br />Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.</p> <p>================================</p></div> <div class="entry">My heart says that you like me,<br />My eyes says that you feel something for me,<br />My mind says that you think of me,<br />But till now you are quiet…</div> <div class="entry">===============================</div> </div> <div class="entry">Believe me, you are the one,<br />Whom my heart finds,<br />Whom my mind reminds me of,<br />Whom my destiny wants,<br />Whom I love the most.</div> <div class="entry">===============================</div> <div class="entry"><a href="http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/santa-banta-jokes/"><br /></a></div> <p>Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,<br />Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,</p></div> <div class="entry">Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,<br />Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy</div> <div class="entry">==============================</div> <div class="entry"> <p>Yaadon ki barsaat liye<br />Duaaon ki soghat liye<br />Dil ki gehrayee se<br />Chand ki roshnai se<br />Pholon k kaghaz per<br />Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz</p> <p>“I LOVE YOU”</p> <p>==========================</p></div> <div class="entry">Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,<br />Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,<br />Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,<br />Ab tumse kya chhupaana,<br />Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.</div> <div class="entry">==========================</div> <p>If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,<br />To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…<br />Live on ur cheeks<br />and<br />die on ur lips…..</p> <p>==========================</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-4152211208867048175?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753349621119706004.post-19951185065290719622008-10-22T08:01:00.000-07:002009-04-04T00:06:10.251-07:00<div class="entry"> <div class="snap_preview"><p>Aisa Nahi Kay Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili<br />Haan Jasisi Chahtay Thay Woh Qarb Nahi Mili</p> <p>Milnay Ko Zindaagi Main Kai Hum Safar Hai<br />LIkin Tabyaton Say Tabyat Nahi Mili</p> <p>Chehron Kay Har HazOOm Main Hum Dondtay Rahay<br />Soorat Ko Nahi Mili Kahin Seerat Ko Nahi Mili</p> <p>Woh Yek Beik Mila Tu Bhout Deir Tak Humain<br />Alfaz Dondnay Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili</p> <p>Uss Ko Gila RAha Kay Towaja Na Di Ussay<br />LIkin Humain Khud Apni Rafaqat NAhi Mili</p> <p>Har Shaqs Zindagi Main Bhout Durr Say Mila<br />Koi Bhi Chiz Hasb-e-Zarorat Nahi Mili</p> <p>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p><strong>Anjana Musafir</strong></p> <p>Betha tha neem ki chaaoun main ek shaam<br />Ek pari aayee aur kaha kay aarzoo kiya hai<br />Kaha kay aankh num hai dil jall raha hai<br />Bas! ek meethi si khushbo-e-Hina hai<br />Kehti hai `MUSAFIR` yeh khushbo kiya hai<br />Kaha kay pagli! sirf ek khayal hai bas<br />Masoom lafzoon main chupi ek tasveer ayaan hai<br />Poochti hai Musafir! yeh jadoo kiya hai<br />Kaha kay Har Nazar na aanay waali cheez jadoo hai<br />Masoom! poochti hai tumhain aakhir justujoo kiya hai<br />Kaha kay usay pana mayri khwahish nahin,<br />Usay mehsoos karna mayri justujoo hai<br />Ab tum bhi lout jaao pari<br />Sooraj bhi ghar ko chal diya hai…</p> <p>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p><strong>Bass Itna Kehna</strong></p> <p>Mujhe bass itna kehna hai, kabhi main yaad aoon to<br />Kabhi tanhayee ki raatain, tumhai zyada satayen to<br />Kabhi titli na bole to, aur jugnu lot jaye to<br />Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye, Koi jab sun na paye to<br />Kabhi sab dost saathi bhi jo tum se rooth jayen to<br />Kabhi jab khud se lad ker thakan se chur ho jao to<br />Kabhi chahte huwe bhi khud akele roo na pao to<br />Apni aankhon ko band kerna mujhe awaz de dena<br />Phir mere tasawwur se jo chahai baatain keh dena<br />Mere kandhe per sir rakh ker tum jitna chahe ro lena<br />Jab main khud lout jaon to apni dunya chale jana<br />Magar bass itna kehna hai<br />Ke jab bhi dukh ya khusyoon main<br />Humain dil se pukaro ge<br />Humain tum saath pao ge.</p> <p>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=</p> <p><strong>Apne haatho se</strong></p> <p>apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,<br />mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…</p> <p>tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,<br />pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho…</p> <p>ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho,<br />dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho…</p> <p>in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum,<br />mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho…</p> <p>roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho,<br />milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho…</p> <p>apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho,<br />mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho…</p> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4753349621119706004-1995118506529071962?l=funnysmsbox.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hansnamanahainoreply@blogger.com0