Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….
Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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Ye kya tum sab log meri mil kar maar rahey ho?
main ne kya bigara hai tumhara?
Sudhar jao warna ek ek ko jala kar raakh kar donga.
Ha ha ha ha
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Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?
Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
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