What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
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5 ki jaga ab 7 inch ka
Pehle se mota or extra lamba.
Jo aap ko dega pehle se ziyada maza.
Sukoon or aaram ki zamanat.
Master ka molty foam.
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Funny SmS Forum
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,
aur COW main peche?
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It's "W"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi
Jawab meri baat ka
Deti ho to khara ho jata hai
Rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Urdu Funny SmS
You are:
"G A N D U"
Don't get angry
G = Genious
A = Attractive
N = Naughty
D = Decent
U = Unique
Ab to khush ho na...?
"G A N D U"
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Jb dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo
Jb pakar lo to dil karta hai daba do
Jb daba do to dil karta hai chos lo
Q
K
Saal me ek bar ata hai
"AAM"
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Kya Aapne kabhi munh me Liya hy??
Wo Mota sa,
Aas-Paas baaL,
Naram-Naram
Uper se Cover...
Never??
Jhoot bolte ho?
Kabhi BUTTA nahi khaya? silly ;->
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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?
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Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
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Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne
10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Pahlay hat ma lo
Phir mon mal lo
Phir tokh laghao
Phir sidha karoo
Phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
Kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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Boy: please karne do na
Girl: Nhi bus karo
Boy:plz thora aur karne do plz
Girl:Kab se to kar rahe ho
Boy:bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho
Girl:jaldi karo koi dekh le ga
Boy:kuch nhi hota bus thora aur
Girl:bus bohat hogaya ab nhi karne doongi
Boy:plz thora aur karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga
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Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"
Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye
"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
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WO KIYA HAI??
JIS PE AGAR PIYAR SE HATH PHERO TO FORAN KHARA HO JATA HAI??
U DIRTY MIND
ANSWER HAI
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BETHA
HUA
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BAKRA ...
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
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NAAK SAAF ;->
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Girl: Oh no bleeding.
Plz bahar nikalo.
Oh ah ah oye Maa!
Ab bas karo.
Nikaal bhi do na.
Oh no! Itna pain.
Main Mar gai.
Dr: Nikal gaya kharab dant. ha ha ha
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Aaj ke baad mujhe Call mat karna.
Na Sms karna, baat bhi mat karna.
Milne ki koshish to bilkul mat karna.
Kiu Ke
Doctor ne mujhe Sweet cheezon se door
rehne ko kaha hai.
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"OEYEEEEEE"
Msg bhej
varna
Teri...?
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Tere marzi,
Na bheej yar gusa kyn krty ho.... :->
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Friend k saath karo ya girlfriend k saath,
Room me karo Ya garden me,Din me karo ya
Raat me,Bed pe karo,Ya sofay per,Parhai
to karni hi hy...:-)
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After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan
Singh said Ye to"sonia ji" k Hath ka
Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere
khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0
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TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?
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