Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge
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Pathan Ne Apni Pregnant Wife Ko $m$ Kia
"KESi HO"
Thori Dair Baad Pathan Khushi Se Naachne
Laga...
Kiun K Mobile Par Report Aai:
"DELIVERED"
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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."
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Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..
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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,
"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."
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Funny SMS
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..
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Pathan to shopkeeper:
Easy Load hai?
Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.
Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..
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1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.
2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.
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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya
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Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
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Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.
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Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
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Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
.
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”
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Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.
Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..
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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
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Pathan: R u male or female?
.
Khusra: Both
.
Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sex
with male or female?
.
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
.
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy
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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
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Pathan Jokes
