Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
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pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
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Kajol Aur Usama
Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi
Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum
Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum
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Honth Jab Honth Se Milte Hai
To Kya Hota Hai?
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.
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Humesha Galat Hi Socha Karo
Munh Band Ho Jaata Hai
Aur Kya?
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Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
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Ek Larka Ek Larki
Aha Aha
Adhi Raat Ko
Oho Oho
Jungle Main
Wah Wah
Jhari K Peichay
Ouii
Sab Say Chup K
UFF
DABA DABA K
Aha Aha
Mango Kah Rahey They
Hahahahhah
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ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
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Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..
Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina…..Tumhara MOBILE bekaar
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain
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ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai
khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab
hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”!
Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”.
