Successful & Failure student
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher.
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Teacher: You must never begin
Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”,
we donot use “is’” with “I”
Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”
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Son: Me School nahi jaaunga
Mom: kyu?
Son: Naukri krunga
Mom: 4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?
Son: 3rd Class ki ladkiyo ko tution dunga..:p
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Birthday SMS
Teacher. Bachon wada karo cigerette shrab nahi pioge.
Bachey: nahi Pyeeengay
Teacher: Larkio ka Peecha nahi karoge
Bachey: nahi Karenge
Teacher: Un per aawazeein nahi kaso ge.
Bachey: Nahi kasenge.
Teacher: Apni zindagi Watan per Qurban kardoge.
Bachey: Kardenge, Q k aisi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
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Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!
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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
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test
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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What r the people of Turkey called?
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Do u know diffrent between coffee shop & wine
shop..?
Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of
love..
& Wine shop is end point of love G.Af
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Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy
U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and
Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are
DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK IVE))
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Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch
the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks
in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own
rules….
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Teacher: Batao daal me kitni Protein hoti hay
Student: Sir, Murgi jitni
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student: Sir,aap he ne bataya tha k ghar ki murghi daal barabar
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?
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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.
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Adult SMS Jokes
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hue paye jatein hain
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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a
collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us
to success…
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Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega… kuch lamho me exaam
aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya
Munna Bhai karwayega.
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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: “mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?”.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne
paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log
kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:
1)
unneccesary talk on phone is called ‘course
discussion’
2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se
pakka
3) u’v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d
xam
4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur
frnds
5) on each point u smile,coz its true
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Boy got a 0 in EXAM.
His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
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when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will
give u a sound
advice
99% sound and 1%
advice
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Burraaah……
Sara syllabus padh liya…
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain…
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Human brain is the most outstanding object
in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
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